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03-12-2006, 10:42 AM | #1 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: ironton, ohio
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| Got this in my email today (cute) These are the things dogs hate about humans. 1. Blaming your farts on me. Not funny. Not funny at all. 2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this, anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it. 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew up your stuff when you're not home. 6. The sleight-of-hand fake-fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woohoo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain! 7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth — you're just jealous. Now, lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here. You don't see me picking up your poop, do you? |
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03-12-2006, 10:45 AM | #2 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Irving, TX
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| hahahahaha that is hilarious |
03-12-2006, 10:47 AM | #3 |
I Love My 3 Lovebugs! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: north east ohio
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| I am going to print that off and frame it!!! Soooo cute!
__________________ ~Mandy~Proud Mommie to Luigi, Brasco & Livi |
03-12-2006, 10:50 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| That was great! Thanks for making me smile! |
03-12-2006, 12:13 PM | #5 |
My Darling Divas Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: magnolia, Texas
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| OMG, That made my day... To cute for words. |
03-12-2006, 12:18 PM | #6 |
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| PORKIEYORKIE That was so funny. I thought I'd share this one too. True Facts For Dog Lovers 1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation. 3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner. 4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage. 5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog house in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever he pleases. 6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture. 7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture. 8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole works and buy new furniture... upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed. 9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period. 10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed. 11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers. 12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the pillow. 13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room. 14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's just not fair. 15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident," even if it's true. |
03-12-2006, 02:13 PM | #7 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Georgia
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| Very cute!!
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03-12-2006, 05:41 PM | #8 |
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03-12-2006, 05:50 PM | #9 |
Waiting for my Little Girl Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: miami, florida
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| lol! both are so cute and true!
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03-12-2006, 07:39 PM | #10 |
Double Trouble Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: FLORIDA
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| Those are cute!
__________________ PEBBLES AND SASHA MY DOGS ARE NOT SPOILED...I'M JUST WELL TRAINED! |
03-13-2006, 04:10 PM | #11 | |
YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: ironton, ohio
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