Got this in my email today (cute)
 

These are the things dogs hate about humans.

1. Blaming your farts on me. Not funny. Not funny at all.

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this, anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it.

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew up your stuff when you're not home.

6. The sleight-of-hand fake-fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woohoo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!

7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth — you're just jealous.

Now, lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here. You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?

hahahahaha

that is hilarious :D

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I am going to print that off and frame it!!! Soooo cute!

That was great! Thanks for making me smile!

OMG, That made my day...
To cute for words. :thumbup: :thumbup: :D :D

PORKIEYORKIE :lol tears That was so funny. I thought I'd share this one too.

True Facts For Dog Lovers
1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a
specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog
house.
2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his
own house is under renovation.
3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his
dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.
4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a
comfortable but secure metal cage.
5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog
house in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever he pleases.
6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture.
7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.
8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old
furniture and then we'll sell the whole works and buy new furniture... upon
which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.
9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.
10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.
11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the
covers.
12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the
pillow.
13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on
the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room.
14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's
not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now
sleeping. That's just not fair.
15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary
resident," even if it's true.

Very cute!!

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lol! both are so cute and true! :mademyday :mademyday :mademyday

Those are cute!

That sounds like my hubby, he had all these "dog rules" until she came home and then he caved in!!!!! How cute!!!