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04-02-2009, 05:22 AM | #1 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: ct
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| How to Prepare for a Puppy Just had to share this How to Prepare for a Puppy author unknown *Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark. *Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender. *Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "be a good puppy and go potty-hurry up now- come on, let's go! *Cover all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must have white and light suits must have dark. Also float some hair in your first cup of morning coffee. *Play catch with a wet tennis ball. *Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate *Tip over a basket of clean laundry; scatter clothing all over the floor. *Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that is where the dog will drag it anyway (especially when you have company). *Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV show and run to the door shouting, "No NO! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program. *Gouge the leg of the dining room table several times with a screwdriver. *Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and do not try to clean it up until you you return home from work that evening. *Take a warm, cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap.
__________________ My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes ~unknown~ |
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04-02-2009, 05:31 AM | #2 |
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| Cute, especially the last one -- ain't that the truth!
__________________ FlDebra and her ABCs Annie, Ben, Candy Promoting Healthy Breeding to the AKC Yorkshire Terrier Standard |
04-02-2009, 06:50 AM | #3 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Long Island, NY USA
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| Very cute!! Gotta love 'em though. I wouldn't trade it (even the bad stuff) for anything. Great post!! Thanks for sharing.
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04-02-2009, 06:56 AM | #4 |
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| I laughed out loud at #9 - that's EXACTLY what happens in our house..... although usually it starts with me and my husband going: 'it's your turn,' 'no, I took her out last time, and I'm watching this.' Meanwhile.......Twinkle is peeing on the floor xxx
__________________ Love from Claire (Me!) mummy to skindaughters Mia and Lucia, furdaughter Twinkleand fursons Wicket and Ozzy 'Treat stressful situations like a dog; pee on them then walk away.' |
04-02-2009, 07:16 AM | #5 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: ct
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| You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed it
__________________ My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes ~unknown~ |
04-02-2009, 07:20 AM | #6 |
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| LOL we try and take turns in the early morning, who ever hears her first takes her, shhhh ~sometimes i fake still being asleep so he gets her~LOL
__________________ My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes ~unknown~ |
04-02-2009, 07:21 AM | #7 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: ct
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| That is the best
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