How to Prepare for a Puppy
 

Just had to share this
How to Prepare for a Puppy author unknown
*Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.
*Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender.
*Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "be a good puppy and go potty-hurry up now- come on, let's go!
*Cover all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must have white and light suits must have dark. Also float some hair in your first cup of morning coffee.
*Play catch with a wet tennis ball.
*Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate
*Tip over a basket of clean laundry; scatter clothing all over the floor.
*Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that is where the dog will drag it anyway (especially when you have company).
*Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV show and run to the door shouting, "No NO! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program.
*Gouge the leg of the dining room table several times with a screwdriver.
*Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and do not try to clean it up until you you return home from work that evening.
*Take a warm, cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap. :)

Cute, especially the last one -- ain't that the truth!

Very cute!! Gotta love 'em though. I wouldn't trade it (even the bad stuff) for anything. Great post!! Thanks for sharing.

I laughed out loud at #9 - that's EXACTLY what happens in our house..... although usually it starts with me and my husband going: 'it's your turn,' 'no, I took her out last time, and I'm watching this.' Meanwhile.......Twinkle is peeing on the floor:rolleyes: xxx

You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed it:D

LOL we try and take turns in the early morning, who ever hears her first takes her, shhhh ~sometimes i fake still being asleep so he gets her~LOL

That is the best :)