"Mommy says" by Taffy
 

Mommy says I can only hint. I don't even know what that means. I know how to sit! Does she mean scent? I got a bath last week. Surely not again so soon. I think I'll hide. No, wait. What's she saying to Daddy? I think I'll listen and then go hide! I might learn a secret..woo hoo!

Aha...she told him I have a new friend! My friend lives on something called a contanint. And Mommy has never been to where my friend lives. Daddy said he hadn't either! (Must be outer space 'cause my Daddy has been everywhere, I think.)

Hmmm...I think Mommy told a little white story. She told Daddy she'd been shopping but I know she hasn't left the house! She's just been clicking something on her lap as she sat in the comfy chair. I don't like that thing in her lap. I'm supposed to have her lap whenever I want.

I want to sit up there now. Mommy? Mommy? Hehehehe...I always get myyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...more later...I can't waste a good snuggle with Mommy.

But Mommy did say she's glad the waiting is over. I figured she wanted me in her lap...why didn't she say so? I would never make her wait for some puppy kisses!

Hmmm...who is ad men? She told Daddy that those men caused a long wait. If they come here, I think I'll bark at 'em. No, better not 'cause that'll just get me in trouble. Well, anyway, she told Daddy she's sooooo glad the waiting is over.

Me, too! When Mommy's glad about something, I wag my tail even faster and get more carrots. Whoopee! Guess today's poo will be orange for sure.

Check back again to see what Mommy says. Maybe she'll even tell me what a hint is. I think she likes to tell me all her secrets! She even told me once that she was glad I couldn't talk so I couldn't spill her guts or something like that. I kinda forget exactly how she said it.

Hey, but I heard this on the talking picture box....Stay tuned for more!

I am staying tuned for more!!!

hmmm....will hab to wait and see if it could be me....:confused:

Could it be..................? Twinkle is hoping so!

OMG that's hilarious..we'll be tuned in that's for sure. Dat Mommy telling you all her sekwets.:D

Oooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! This is a mergency...

Mommy says that she had to visit everyone's profile to keep our buddy a secret! My Mommy is a sneaky one. She didn't know that her name showed up when we went snooping for little hints about my new friend. When she saw that, she had to go to everyone's page to cover our tracks! Whew...no wonder she slept late this morning.

So just 'cause you see Mommy's name on your visitor list, don't get too cited 'cause she tricked you! Hehehehehe!

She said it was fun though 'cause she drew you off the scent. Better watch it...if she thinks there's a scent, she'll give you a bath like she did me! It's messy and it'll get you wet all over. Mommy says I look like a drowned rat then...I think that's a bad thing maybe. But then she says I smell better and that is a good thing, I think.

LOL your mommy is so funny!! :D

Could be Kayla toooooo!!!!!

:lol2:

Very cute!! Will have to keep checking...

Your mommy is very funny!!!! LOL!!!!! O.K so all you have to do is sneak and listen. Listen real good!!!! Come back and tell more!!!!

Your mommy sounds like she is very sneaky, we will be keeping a eye on her:p

My Mommy taught junior high for many years. She learned some of her best twicks from her students! (She says sometimes it was hard to stay a step ahead of them!) Daddy says Mommy's a puzzle sometimes but he's never bored and she makes him laff. I think that's a good thing but I'm not sure cause he just shakes his head.

And this one time? He reminds her alot about...the police stopped them in MS because she was singing. This was before my time but she doesn't sing too good. I move to another spot when she starts singing "Baby Face" to me. She just laffs and keeps singing. Daddy said he said, "What have you done?" when the police pulled them over. Mommy said she was just singing to the radio but Daddy said that it was a song called YMCA. I don't know what that spells 'cause I'm just a little baby girl but I think it makes the police pull you over! Daddy says it's funny now but he wasn't laffing when it happened!

Help! Help!

I think my Mommy's drowning! I heard her mumble something about going overboard.

I don't think she can swim very good either.


Uh oh...she also said Daddy should never know and I should watch my bark tonight and not give anything away.

What does it mean if she's through now and has to play a waiting game? I LOVE games but I don't know how to play that one. I like Fetch the best!

Oh yeah...she did say that she feels like she's stalked our buddy to find out stuff but it's all good. She said our buddy's mommy is the bestest! And...she said we said our buddy was just right...just like Goldilocks said before she broke Baby Bear's stuff.

Now we wait? I thought we did all that waiting stuff over the weekend. Maybe those ad men are back in town.

Could it be Emme? :D

oh Taffy, you are a funny one and you sure have a smart Mommy! ;)

I don't think I got Max, Miss Wobin 'cause Mommy said I have a "new" friend and Max is my "old" friend. So you'd better tell him that it's not me, Taffy, so he won't be specting it to be. That's all I can say 'cause Mommy is looking straight at me and I think she thinks I'm telling something that I shouldn't be telling...but if you know that I know that she knows and she knows that I know that you know, it should be ok, right?

Baci would be a new friend....

awwww he is so excited!!

I will be your new friend Taffy...this is Bella, I'm the new pup on the block. :D

hahaha oh Taffy, this is true! But how much fun would it be for Max to be your SB?! You REALLY are a great buddy! You treat all your friends so nice and send them all kinds of gifts! I can't wait to see your NEW buddy's face when they open up ALL their WONDERFUL gifts from you and your Mommy!!!

Well Mariska and majik say they are sure excited after reading all your story's and says you are a hoot.. and I know my mommy needs this cause daddy is away.. and she thinks your thread it a hoooot ....:bravo::lol tears:bravo:

Ohhh wittle Taffy...your mommie sure is smart & sneaky! I saw that she visited my PP & had that 'could it be??' moment, but it turns out that she visited everyone else to cover her tracks!!:D

Taffy your mommie is silly....and pretty smart. Your gonna have to help us ok?

I heard Mommy talking to Daddy again last night 'cause Daddy had already forgotten what an SB was! Poor Daddy...he wasn't paying much attention and Mommy had to splain it all over again. Anyway, Mommy told Daddy that our buddy's Mommy really, really love(s) Yorkie(s).

I can't be sure 'cause I'm just a little girl but I think Mommy made her word pureall whatever that means. I think it must be an important clue cause Mommy kinda looked my way and lowered her voice. She does that sometimes when I'm not supposed to hear something. (Don't tell her but it usually doesn't work! Hehehe)

She did tell Daddy though that she really liked our buddy and that she'd had so much fun snooping and shopping. Maybe she'll stay so busy she'll forget my vet appointment on Fryday 'cause I heard her tell Daddy I have to get a shot or two. Ouch and double ouchie! It kinda takes the fun out of going bye-bye if you know what I mean.

But when my Mommy says it's for my own good, I already learned that means something I will not like. <sigh>

Maybe I'll go hide...scept sometimes that makes me sneeze cause Mommy says there must be dust bunnies under there. I don't know these dust bunnies but they can't eat my food or share my toys! Maybe they have to have a special dyeit and I think they must come out to play late at night when it's real dark. I know they move my toys 'cause they are never where I left them the night before. Mommy says I scatter them like an obstickcall course. I'm not sure what that is but I think it's a good thing 'cause I can hear the smile in Mommy's voice...well, sometimes and I know she likes to play pick up the toys!

Maybe those dust bunnies are shy. Wonder do they got a secret buddy, too? I know they must like math alot cause Mommy says they multiply. Well, I'm off to see what else Mommy says but I also got to protect my stuff from those dust bunnies.

OMG Taffy you have the funniest mommy ever! Did your mommy teach a writing class???

Anywho..hmmm..could it still be me, da Izzy??:rolleyes:

Hey maybe your buddy is Fletch! He would be a new friend and he is super cute! :) His mommy loves yorkies very much too!!!

My mommy WUBS workies berwy much...and we're new fwiends ....so could it be me DAIDY??? I get wost sometimes ....so I can't be sure if you habs a girwl or a boy?? Do you know which?? Could you atweast whipper dat in my ears....I will hode dem way up so I can be sure to hear you!!! teehee:D

Uh-oh...Mommy says I can't say what Mommy said! I think I was gonna be in truble till Mommy said she now sees what it means to have a puppy. I was gonna blame it all on you but Mommy says I can't.

See, it happened like this...

I found a paper napkin somewhere (can't tell where but I think Daddy dropped it and Mommy didn't know it) while Mommy was on the phone making a sirprize for my new buddy's Mommy. Can you guess what happened next? Hehehehe...that's why I was gonna blame it on you if I got in much truble.

Mommy says that she had no idea one napkin could be torn up that many ways! I think that means I did good and maybe even get a trophy. Uhhh...maybe not cause she just found even more.

I heard her say she was going to fix Daddy sghetti for dinner and I thought I'd help but Mommy says what I did was CONfetti not sghetti so I think I messed up. But Mommy laffed after she said what she said that I couldn't say when I told this story. All is well again and she's not mad. I think she's cited cause she just found another neat thing to do for my buddy's Mommy. (Whew...this was too close for comfort though...)

Listen. I gotta whisper 'cause Mommy thinks I'm taking a nap.

What does it mean if she's going to keep her eyes on me? Where's she going to put 'em? I've got my own two eyes and having hers on me sounds messy!

Whoops...gotta go...she's looking my way again.

Daidy, does your Wabbit know much about dust bunnies? They make me sneeze and they play with my toys at night!

Mommy read me what you wrote and Mommy says I'm too little to look into private matters or something like that. She said I'm too young to be talking about sax. I think it has something to do with the phone though but I'm not sure. Mommy says our buddy might be a boy or gurl or not.

I think it's an or not. Cept I don't know what that means. I think Mommy says that just to fuse me 'cause she thinks I'm talking too much. One time she even said my buddy is a cat! I think that's a joke 'cause I can't even speak cat. (Well, maybe when I yawn I can speak a few cat words.)

I gotta go. Mommy says she needs her puter. (Wait. I may have it figured out. Maybe my or not is an ashtronot! Mommy says I like alot of space and she feels spacey when I want to play at 3 am! And sometimes she tells Daddy he doesn't have to be a rocket scientist to change my water! Oh boy, I think we're going to be the next Jetsons! I'll be faymus just like Tralfax, better known as Astro.)