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Wabbit 05-05-2009 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TOY (Post 2609175)
Daidy, does your Wabbit know much about dust bunnies? They make me sneeze and they play with my toys at night!

Mommy read me what you wrote and Mommy says I'm too little to look into private matters or something like that. She said I'm too young to be talking about sax. I think it has something to do with the phone though but I'm not sure. Mommy says our buddy might be a boy or gurl or not.

I think it's an or not. Cept I don't know what that means. I think Mommy says that just to fuse me 'cause she thinks I'm talking too much. One time she even said my buddy is a cat! I think that's a joke 'cause I can't even speak cat. (Well, maybe when I yawn I can speak a few cat words.)

I gotta go. Mommy says she needs her puter. (Wait. I may have it figured out. Maybe my or not is an ashtronot! Mommy says I like alot of space and she feels spacey when I want to play at 3 am! And sometimes she tells Daddy he doesn't have to be a rocket scientist to change my water! Oh boy, I think we're going to be the next Jetsons! I'll be faymus just like Tralfax, better known as Astro.)


Taffy....hehehe Your so funny!! You CWAK me up....yah my mommy knows wots about dus bunnies cuz we wib in da cuntwy...well dat's what she says...If a dust bunny is a toy den I wub dem...speciallwy if dey squeak..cuz I WUB a squeaker...tehehe.. well I'll keep checkin in....to see if your mom eber will wet you know if you hab a girwl or not....it habs to be one or da udder dough......cuz dere's no such fing as a "not"...I will hab to edamacate you on dat wittle fwiend....teehee...shhhh we'll keep dat info betweens us dough....:p

TOY 05-06-2009 12:15 AM

Mommy says that someone broke the water and so she's waiting on the call from a horsepital. I don't udderstand what I hear sometimes 'cause I thought water was what Mommy rinsed the soap bubbles off with. Anyway, it must be a good thing because Mommy was cited and happy. Me? I'm just sleepy 'cause the phone woke me up. I just heard the clock make 3 sounds and it's dark outside.

But since I'm awake and Mommy's not paying tension, I'll see if I can think of anything else I've heard her say about my new friend. (She reads the notes you write and tells me I've got lots of new friends. That makes me happy and smiley inside.)

Mommy says my friend is bigger and older than me but not to worry. She says when I use my big girl bark I'm 10 feet tall so my friend must be really big! And Mommy says she loves the name of my friend cause it's a happy name. I don't know what that means at all but she says my friend has a fun name. Mommy says my name is sweet like candy and if I was any sweeter, I'd cause tooth decay. Sometimes I have no idea what she means but her voice gets really soft like a blankie when she says that.

I think I will try to sleep again before they call about the water but if Mommy says anything important, I'll let you know. Mommy says she's thinking pink but I don't know what that means. I think about toys and bones and new friends. All I know is she's been thinking pink since someone broke the water. And you know what? My Mommy says that it costs money when you break stuff.

TOY 05-06-2009 01:36 AM

Now Mommy says there's a new baby girl in the family. That must be the pink she was thinking about! Her name is Charlee and when she gets bigger Mommy says I can play with her. Mommy says that Charlee will have her own toys and that I can't chew on them. She better not chew on mine either and she really better not chew on my bully sticks!

I thought of one more thing that Mommy says about my new friend but I don't know what it means. She says my friend is a mistery. I'm just a little girl and can't figure that one out.

OK, Mommy, I'm ready to play now! Oops ... that's not Mommy's happy face. I guess she wants to sleep or something. Watch the paws! Now she's closing the computttttttttt

Lucia 05-06-2009 01:50 AM

Oh Taffy, you're cwacking me up!!! I'm a bigger girl - so maybe it's me! (Mummy says big girls are beyoooootiful ;)) I weely would wuv to be your secwet buddy (I'd wuv to be your buddy, even if I'm not a secwet one!;))


Ooops, gotta go, Mummy says she spends too much time on Yorkie Talk when she's meant to be working........she looks vewy stwessed and keeps muttering about 'deadlines'

I'll be checking in for more hints later

Twinkle :animal-pa

Oh I forgot to say, you'll have woads of fun now you've got one of those human babies to play wiv! I've got two at home and they are wovely to kiss and they have yummy food you can pinch! I fink mummy woves me more though, because she gets mad wen the smallest one eats some of my food!

TOY 05-06-2009 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Izzy Princess (Post 2608597)
OMG Taffy you have the funniest mommy ever! Did your mommy teach a writing class???

Anywho..hmmm..could it still be me, da Izzy??:rolleyes:

No, my Mommy taught math (junior high) and 2 college semester courses of math for elementary teachers through a special grant but my Mommy says to tell you her college major was English. (None of her friends have ever been able to label her as right or left brained...... She sorta fits both, I guess but none of them have ever accused her of having alot of common sense...LOL)

Izzy Princess 05-06-2009 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TOY (Post 2609175)
I think we're going to be the next Jetsons! I'll be faymus just like Tralfax, better known as Astro.)

OMG Taffy your mommy is hilarious...hahaha. Tell her that Izzy's mommy loves the Jetsons and it made me crack up that she remembered Astro's name when that one guy wanted to take him away (wasn't he Astro's original owner??). His name was Tralfax..OMG..I can just hear Astro talking in my head..too funny.:D

TOY 05-06-2009 10:39 AM

Mommy's not that smart! She remembered Astro but found the other name when she was looking to be sure she remembered Astro. Mommy says she may not know the answer but she usually can find it.

Oh, dear. What. Mommy. Said. Today. I don't even know where to start but I can give a hint because of our talk.

Mommy says there are birds and there are bees. I knew that already but Mommy says there's ways to know girl Yorkies from boy Yorkies. (I told her that I think I already know 'cause I can run like a speeding bullet and I think it's so I can chase the boys!) Mommy. wasn't. amused.

Mommy says she was being serious and I should listen. I didn't understand much of what she said but Mommy said my new buddy is from Mars. Told you my buddy might be an astronot! Hehe.

Mommy says she'll let Daddy try to splain later. Mommy says sometimes she worries about my mental prowness whatever the heck that means. At least I didn't beg for a Mars bar.

Wabbit 05-06-2009 10:53 AM

hmmm....well I fink dat your buddy is a girwl!!! And dat's awesome cuz I am one!!! teeehee...and I hab a weally happy name...at weast dats whut my mummy says....so iz it me??? :D

and I wuz jus wundrin did dey eber get dat wader fixed??? :confused: Cuz wen fings get bwoked awound here...she habs a weal hard time gettin daddy to fix it....teehee

BacisMom 05-06-2009 10:57 AM

men are from mars women are from venus.... does that mean your buddy is a boy taffy??


could it be baci... he would love to be your buddy!!

mimimomo 05-06-2009 11:06 AM

Ohhh Daidy...I wuz tinking da shame ting...dat yoo hab a berry hoppy name. Butt, bowys ahrr fom Mahrrs & gwirls ahrr fom Veenus saysh my mommie. Shweet, shweet, Taffy...iz yoo secwet bawddie Daidy??:D We powmess not ta tell...

TOY 05-06-2009 11:38 AM

That water that broke? It turned into a 7 pound 4 ounce baby girl. Magic!

I don't always understand everything I hear Mommy say but I know I heard Mars. Did you know Mars make M&M's? They are my favorite candy most of the time because they don't melt on your paw. But Mommy said that when she was in school no one would eat the green ones 'cause they could make you pg. I don't know what Proctor & Gamble have to do with M&M's cause P&G makes those canned potato chips like canned biscuits only taller.

Gotta go. Mommy's trying to take a nap and I'm typling too loud. Mommy says I have to learn to sometimes be quiet. But I'm just a little one with lots of energy. Right now though? A nap sounds like a good thing.

celstu1 05-06-2009 12:46 PM

ooohhh we are still in! Fletcher would be thrilled to be sweet Taffys SB!! :)

tatertot15 05-06-2009 12:50 PM

Ok so I keep trying to read this hint thread, but I think my brain must be fried from work today because I sure can't comprehend anything lol. I'll try again later, but from the mars comment I think Bandit is still in the running!! (fingers crossed)

Izzy Princess 05-06-2009 12:58 PM

Oh know Taffy..you have a boy buddy? That's OK...I'm so happy that we bacame friends and got to know each other. My mommy says that she's still going to read your thread because she thinks you are hilarious.:D I wonder who your secret "boy" buddy could be??:rolleyes:

sarahheartmaddy 05-06-2009 01:29 PM

Maybe Maddy is your SB??? :)

TOY 05-06-2009 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tatertot15 (Post 2611179)
Ok so I keep trying to read this hint thread, but I think my brain must be fried from work today because I sure can't comprehend anything lol. I'll try again later, but from the mars comment I think Bandit is still in the running!! (fingers crossed)

Taffy is just a young, little pup that "talks" by stream of consciousness which is how she functions, too. She may start from point A on her way to point B but if she sees something shiny or hears something crinkly or just gets an urge, she's off to the new adventure. It is one of the things that makes her so very entertaining. If it's possible for a Yorkie to have attention deficient disorder, Taffy has it but we enjoy that about her. When you are around her long enough, you learn how to connect-the-dots and they actually do make a tad of sense. Regardless, it's worth coming along for the ride and if we sold tickets, it would be standing room only! She makes us laugh until we cry and that hasn't happened too many times in our lives.

The logical interpretation of the hints so far:
(1) Her secret buddy lives somewhere neither of her parents have been.
(2) The buddy is a new friend.
(3) It is a possibility that the buddy is not an only furkid in the home.
(4) The buddy is older and bigger.
(5) The buddy has a "happy" name.
(6) The buddy is a boy.

And that's all for tonight, folks! Both Mommy and puppy are very tired.

Wabbit 05-06-2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOY (Post 2611529)
Taffy is just a young, little pup that "talks" by stream of consciousness which is how she functions, too. She may start from point A on her way to point B but if she sees something shiny or hears something crinkly or just gets an urge, she's off to the new adventure. It is one of the things that makes her so very entertaining. If it's possible for a Yorkie to have attention deficient disorder, Taffy has it but we enjoy that about her. When you are around her long enough, you learn how to connect-the-dots and they actually do make a tad of sense. Regardless, it's worth coming along for the ride and if we sold tickets, it would be standing room only! She makes us laugh until we cry and that hasn't happened too many times in our lives.

The logical interpretation of the hints so far:
(1) Her secret buddy lives somewhere neither of her parents have been.
(2) The buddy is a new friend.
(3) It is a possibility that the buddy is not an only furkid in the home.
(4) The buddy is older and bigger.
(5) The buddy has a "happy" name.
(6) The buddy is a boy.

And that's all for tonight, folks! Both Mommy and puppy are very tired.


BOY was I off!!! LOL was singing that girls are from mars....song...LOL good LUCK ALL BOYS!

Lucia 05-06-2009 10:35 PM

A boy! :( Oh no, Twinkle is out......good luck boys!!! :D xxx xxx

Booboo'smommy 05-06-2009 11:57 PM

BOO-BOO IS STILL IN... We are hoping that you are our SB, CAUSE YOU'RE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!

dwerten 05-07-2009 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOY (Post 2611529)
Taffy is just a young, little pup that "talks" by stream of consciousness which is how she functions, too. She may start from point A on her way to point B but if she sees something shiny or hears something crinkly or just gets an urge, she's off to the new adventure. It is one of the things that makes her so very entertaining. If it's possible for a Yorkie to have attention deficient disorder, Taffy has it but we enjoy that about her. When you are around her long enough, you learn how to connect-the-dots and they actually do make a tad of sense. Regardless, it's worth coming along for the ride and if we sold tickets, it would be standing room only! She makes us laugh until we cry and that hasn't happened too many times in our lives.

The logical interpretation of the hints so far:
(1) Her secret buddy lives somewhere neither of her parents have been.
(2) The buddy is a new friend.
(3) It is a possibility that the buddy is not an only furkid in the home.
(4) The buddy is older and bigger.
(5) The buddy has a "happy" name.
(6) The buddy is a boy.

And that's all for tonight, folks! Both Mommy and puppy are very tired.

could be dexter :) the happy name not so sure though

Izzy Princess 05-07-2009 05:58 AM

Izzy thinks she knows who Taffy's buddy is because of that clue - the happy name!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

tatertot15 05-07-2009 08:03 AM

Well Bandit is the only furkid, not even any kids in the house unless you count the husband lol. And I don't think his name sounds happy unless it has a meaning I didn't know about, sounds like we are out!! Darn!! Oh well I'll keep checking back just to make sure!!

TOY - Thanks for the breakdown, I had a long day yesterday and just could not keep up for the life of me lol.

dwerten 05-07-2009 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Izzy Princess (Post 2612287)
Izzy thinks she knows who Taffy's buddy is because of that clue - the happy name!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

you are good izzy as we still cannot figure it out

BacisMom 05-07-2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOY (Post 2611529)
Taffy is just a young, little pup that "talks" by stream of consciousness which is how she functions, too. She may start from point A on her way to point B but if she sees something shiny or hears something crinkly or just gets an urge, she's off to the new adventure. It is one of the things that makes her so very entertaining. If it's possible for a Yorkie to have attention deficient disorder, Taffy has it but we enjoy that about her. When you are around her long enough, you learn how to connect-the-dots and they actually do make a tad of sense. Regardless, it's worth coming along for the ride and if we sold tickets, it would be standing room only! She makes us laugh until we cry and that hasn't happened too many times in our lives.

The logical interpretation of the hints so far:
(1) Her secret buddy lives somewhere neither of her parents have been.
(2) The buddy is a new friend.
(3) It is a possibility that the buddy is not an only furkid in the home.
(4) The buddy is older and bigger.
(5) The buddy has a "happy" name.
(6) The buddy is a boy.

And that's all for tonight, folks! Both Mommy and puppy are very tired.

Not sure if Baci's name is a hppy name. It does mean Kisses in italian.. i would say thats happy. And he does have a cat sister.. so I guess you would consider him not the only furkid. However....

taffy... have ur parents been to NY. If not we are still in the running and that would make baci sooooooooooooo excited!!

TOY 05-07-2009 11:53 AM

No, my mommy says they've never been to NY...no farther that way than where the prezident lives. They got invited there once with a bunch of other teachers. They got to see a lot of statues but not the lady with the flashlight. They've never ever been to the northwest at all nor to Canadah nor anywhere that needed a picture paper.

No problem, Tater Tot. My Mommy says it helps to outline. Once I heard someone say stay in the lines but my Mommy knows best.

Baci, I like your name but I think Mommy would say it's a romantic name. She has all these little cat-a-gories that she uses to describe words sometimes and I guess I take after her. See...when she told me my buddy's name, I thought of an old favorite tv show and a game and it made me happy. That's why I call it a happy name. I may be the only one in the world that the name makes happy...LOL My mommy says that clue might be a false lead or something.

My Mommy says that the stuff that was in the box today is for my buddy's Mommy. I heard her tell Daddy that she was happy at how it turned out 'cause she was scared. My Mommy doesn't get scared most of the time so I wonder what it was. It must be grown-up stuff 'cause when the box has toys for my buddy, she shows me....and sometimes, sometimes I get to have a toy from the box, too! I love this buddy-stuff!

Mommy says I'm getting spoiled. I don't know if that's a good thing or not 'cause last week Mommy put something from the white cold box in the garbage. I heard her say it was spoiled! Eek! I'm going to be extra good all day, I think. (Plus, I heard Mommy say that I need a bath. I'm hoping I'll be so cute and sweet that she'll forget that four-letter word.)

Gotta go so I can charm her with my cuteness! Catch you later.

xmasbaby75 05-07-2009 03:02 PM

Could it be Shadow?

Cinq1964 05-07-2009 03:15 PM

Well, Nolee is the only furbaby here! Guess he is out!

Booboo'smommy 05-08-2009 12:39 AM

Well, we can think of a game called Peak A Boo (my name is BOO-BOO) so that might make you happy...could it still be us?

TOY 05-08-2009 10:45 AM

My Mommy says if folks are figuring out our buddy's name, I am giving the wong hints. Oh me... I'm just a little girl all new at this and it's hard 'cause I want to be everybuddy's buddy!

My Mommy says I should just be glad she's postponed the vet's visit today. No bath or shot 'cause hers not feeling up to it. I bet if Daddy would let me in her wroom, I could make her smile and feel all better. He says she needs to rest and I'm not a restful puppy. Hmmm, can't argue with that.

Mommy says that I can tell you another hint today though. Since I've got the 'puter all to myself, I might just tell two hints...hehe.

My Mommy says my buddy's name has more than one vow-well. I don't even know what that means so I'll make up my own hint, okay?

Ready?

My buddy's Mommy loves Fridays!

Me? I love cartoon day...and Mommy says that's tomorrow. Whopee!

Booboo'smommy 05-08-2009 12:19 PM

Oh, not us then...your buddy will be a happy bunny tho'


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