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pepsi mcnabb · 11-30-2009, 11:39 PM

Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair.
Don't rip the stuffing from that chair!
Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush!Don't chew my shoes. What IS that mush?
Eat your cookies. Drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
Away from the cat box, it's for the cat!
And MUST you kiss me after that?
Yes, raising a puppy, is not for the lazy!
Though puppies are funny, they're also quite crazy.
But don't despair, though its toil and strife.
After three years, you'll get back your life!
So, let's go for "walkies", you can "do your thing"
And perhaps I'll get back my good diamond ring!

luvfla · 12-01-2009, 05:37 AM

Cute!

maxmom · 12-01-2009, 05:48 AM

LOL. Going through it myself, and it is very true.

ritzydaisy · 12-01-2009, 06:42 AM

Sounds just like a puppy! Love your poem.

11-30-2009, 11:39 PM	#1
pepsi mcnabb Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Philadelphia,Pa Posts: 90 Blog Entries: 3	nEW pUPPY Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants. Don't steal food or underpants. Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair. Don't rip the stuffing from that chair! Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush!Don't chew my shoes. What IS that mush? Eat your cookies. Drink your drink, Outta the toilet! Outta the sink! Away from the cat box, it's for the cat! And MUST you kiss me after that? Yes, raising a puppy, is not for the lazy! Though puppies are funny, they're also quite crazy. But don't despair, though its toil and strife. After three years, you'll get back your life! So, let's go for "walkies", you can "do your thing" And perhaps I'll get back my good diamond ring! __________________ The mother of Pepsi McNabb

12-01-2009, 05:37 AM	#2
luvfla YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Satellite Beach, FL Posts: 3,691	Cute! __________________ Elizabeth - mommy to...Keegan & Sweet Sophie RIP Duncan (the cat who wanted to be a dog) & Clarence

12-01-2009, 05:48 AM	#3
maxmom Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,307 Blog Entries: 1	LOL. Going through it myself, and it is very true. __________________ maxmom My belongs to Max and Sophie Mei

12-01-2009, 06:42 AM	#4
ritzydaisy Crazy Miss Daisy Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Eastern Washington Posts: 1,904	Sounds just like a puppy! Love your poem. __________________ Yorkie Talkin' with Paula & Daisy!