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sneri13 · 06-07-2006, 12:08 PM

How cool is that.. Deb your such a sweetie. Look Bonnie gets to share her Birthday with Mackie.

Baileys_Momma · 06-07-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by teri88

You people are sick. That looks exactly like what it is: a fortune cookie.
Want to hear my fortune cookie story? (Don't I always have a story?)
Used to work with this older woman who was very prissy. You couldn't say anything in front of her. (butt, crap, nothing) or you would get attitude. so, one night we ordered chinese food. I opened her cookie and inserted my own fortune. (Went through about 5 before I did it without breaking) Anyway, it was filthy, if I must say so myself. We made sure she got that one and when she read it her head almost blew off of her body. She was stomping around and "how dare they?" and "I'm going to call this place and give them a piece of my mind" and she was reporting them. (to whom, I could not tell you).

we got a great laugh out of it. She never did find out it was me. Well, I'm sure she knew, but she never said anything to me about it.

Funny Teri!! I have a fortune story too. Maybe ya'll have done this before. We go out to Chinese food often in my family and ever since I was very little, when it was time to open a fortune, you read what it said followed by "IN BED"! The kids were never allowed to play. Well when I finally got older and understood what was going on my parents allowed me to play. We still play everytime we eat fortune cookies and the funniest thing is we have a waitress, the same one for the last 15+ years at the same Chinese place. She knows us by name and always grabs a cookie for herself and says "IN BED" afterwards. It's hilarious.

On my wedding night, my mom gave my husband and I each a fortune cookie to open as a joke. Mine said........you will gain patience through practice "IN BED"

mg it was perfect LMAO

rrosenberry · 06-07-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Oh boy oh boy oh boy....me and Bonnie got a visit from the man in the brown truck...he brought a present!!

Youngest called me on the way home from work...Can I open it No...not til I get home...we have to take pictures

That pretty much confirmed it for them...I'm over the edge

Told them..you don't understand...I might get kicked off YT if I don't take pics

Deb sent Bonnie a belated Birthday present (belated because her bad Mommy doesn't know when her bday is

)...Freeze dried Ice Cream (which gets a

from the 15 yr old & Bonnie) a cupcake toy (which she is already squeaking) and some Peanut butter animal snackers treats! And I got a

and one of the famous Yorkie Kitchen Towel (which the 15 yr old looks at and says...it has Bonnie's name on it..No son, that says bone...not Bonnie it's going to be another 3 long years

) and a nice card from Deb!

It is always nice to get a surprise visit from the big brown truck!!

Oh My! She is quite the gift giver these days... Love that towel, but I have yet to find a place to put it, cause if I hang it anywhere, you know dang well someone will try to use it...

and you know that is unauthorized!
Put the

on your puter, and we'll all be in the club. Great MAIL day!

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KimMee's Mom · 06-07-2006, 12:12 PM

ok how many pages do I have to read?

sneri13 · 06-07-2006, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bchgirl

No disclaimers allowed on post condensations....btw, I was social that night myself...I typ wealy god stuf t Snri...ask her.

I actually thought of more things to add...got the too late yada, yada, yada message....muttered the F it message under my breath.

Hey that was the night I was under PM servailence(sp). Only thing that wasn't fair was I was all out of wine on my end.

Baileys_Momma · 06-07-2006, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Put the

on your puter, and we'll all be in the club.

Mine is on my night stand along with all of my other great YT presents from my care package. Can I still be in the club?

rrosenberry · 06-07-2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Funny Teri!! I have a fortune story too. Maybe ya'll have done this before. We go out to Chinese food often in my family and ever since I was very little, when it was time to open a fortune, you read what it said followed by "IN BED"! The kids were never allowed to play. Well when I finally got older and understood what was going on my parents allowed me to play. We still play everytime we eat fortune cookies and the funniest thing is we have a waitress, the same one for the last 15+ years at the same Chinese place. She knows us by name and always grabs a cookie for herself and says "IN BED" afterwards. It's hilarious.

On my wedding night, my mom gave my husband and I each a fortune cookie to open as a joke. Mine said........you will gain patience through practice "IN BED"

mg it was perfect LMAO

That is so cute and funny, and guess where my Mom and I are going tonight to eat...Yepper,, Chinese, I'll advise ya of what our's say in the am.

rrosenberry · 06-07-2006, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Mine is on my night stand along with all of my other great YT presents from my care package. Can I still be in the club?

Sure, we've cleared it... you're in..

hle_625 · 06-07-2006, 12:20 PM

Thanks for the update Deb, much easier then reading it all, but then I went searching for BM's speech about the best kid ever, and couldnt find it! could someone pretty please with a cherry on top find it for me

Bonnie's Mom · 06-07-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by hle_625

Thanks for the update Deb, much easier then reading it all, but then I went searching for BM's speech about the best kid ever, and couldnt find it! could someone pretty please with a cherry on top find it for me

Awww..she was exagerating a little bit..even though I do think my kids are the best kids ever

It is post 4261 on page 285!

bchgirl · 06-07-2006, 12:38 PM

So you don't quote yourself Teri...your fortune cookie story was a hoot.

Sneri quit doing homework. The grading has been done. Today at the awards ceremony...the children that received straight A's the entire year received their award. Now, if the grading isn't over how do they know? Btw, our kids don't get out of school until the 17th of June.

And, you silly, of course the Puritan's were pure....where do you think they took the bad people when they needed to be punished...Spanktown.

BM...you didn't have to post pictures of Bonnie's gift. I am glad she received it today...if I'd known it would drive your family nuts...I'd have addressed it to HER.

Btw, looks like UPS sat on my box, glad it wasn't marked fragile. In the UPS world fragile means....throw that sucker.

Courtney...you've gotten the go...you are a member of the ladybug society.

I'll share something with you guys...admin was telling me to send them a ladybug smilie to use if I wanted one...because I told them we had a secret ladybug society. Admin asked if we ate placentas....to which I replied no...we are not related to Tom Cruise nor do we practice sciencetology....but we are similar to praying mantis....we eat the heads off our lovers after making baby praying mantis

Heather...recap of BM's speech. You are the best kid ever. There, done. I lied...BM will have to recap it herself but it was very sweet.

KimMee's Mom · 06-07-2006, 12:39 PM

Deb that was a great recap- I think I will just quit reading the back pages. You can start a service and charge a fee for the recaps. Ladies it is too d*** hot here. I don't know if I can stay in Houston for the summers- I have spent the last 5 out 6 either in Washington State or South Korea. I don't like this 95-99 degrees.

bchgirl · 06-07-2006, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Awww..she was exagerating a little bit..even though I do think my kids are the best kids ever

It is post 4261 on page 285!

There ya go, only a true mother would be able to reference the page and post number.

KimMee's Mom · 06-07-2006, 12:42 PM

I didn't read if you all decided on smilie sigs? so did you? what is the lady bug society?

rrosenberry · 06-07-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by KimMee's Mom

Deb that was a great recap- I think I will just quit reading the back pages. You can start a service and charge a fee for the recaps. Ladies it is too d*** hot here. I don't know if I can stay in Houston for the summers- I have spent the last 5 out 6 either in Washington State or South Korea. I don't like this 95-99 degrees.

Dang, I know I couldn't afford to live there with those electric bills, imagine if you had no A/c! Where is sweatin' smile?!

there- above smilie is sweat not tears, just so ya know.

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sneri13 Luv My Spoiled Babies Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,065	How cool is that.. Deb your such a sweetie. Look Bonnie gets to share her Birthday with Mackie. __________________ Susan Mac Mellie & Manny Until we meet again at Rainbow Bridge

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hle_625 Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri Posts: 4,637	Thanks for the update Deb, much easier then reading it all, but then I went searching for BM's speech about the best kid ever, and couldnt find it! could someone pretty please with a cherry on top find it for me __________________ Heather, Chloe Lynn and Daisy May

06-07-2006, 12:38 PM	#5696
bchgirl Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: at da beach Posts: 15,444 Blog Entries: 2	So you don't quote yourself Teri...your fortune cookie story was a hoot. Sneri quit doing homework. The grading has been done. Today at the awards ceremony...the children that received straight A's the entire year received their award. Now, if the grading isn't over how do they know? Btw, our kids don't get out of school until the 17th of June. And, you silly, of course the Puritan's were pure....where do you think they took the bad people when they needed to be punished...Spanktown. BM...you didn't have to post pictures of Bonnie's gift. I am glad she received it today...if I'd known it would drive your family nuts...I'd have addressed it to HER. Btw, looks like UPS sat on my box, glad it wasn't marked fragile. In the UPS world fragile means....throw that sucker. Courtney...you've gotten the go...you are a member of the ladybug society. I'll share something with you guys...admin was telling me to send them a ladybug smilie to use if I wanted one...because I told them we had a secret ladybug society. Admin asked if we ate placentas....to which I replied no...we are not related to Tom Cruise nor do we practice sciencetology....but we are similar to praying mantis....we eat the heads off our lovers after making baby praying mantis Heather...recap of BM's speech. You are the best kid ever. There, done. I lied...BM will have to recap it herself but it was very sweet. __________________ Deb, Reese, Reggie, Frazier, Libby, Sidney, & Bodie Trace & Ramsey who watch over us www.biewersbythebay.com

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KimMee's Mom Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: USA Posts: 1,857	ok how many pages do I have to read?

06-07-2006, 12:39 PM	#5697
KimMee's Mom Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: USA Posts: 1,857	Deb that was a great recap- I think I will just quit reading the back pages. You can start a service and charge a fee for the recaps. Ladies it is too d*** hot here. I don't know if I can stay in Houston for the summers- I have spent the last 5 out 6 either in Washington State or South Korea. I don't like this 95-99 degrees.

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KimMee's Mom Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: USA Posts: 1,857	I didn't read if you all decided on smilie sigs? so did you? what is the lady bug society?