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Originally Posted by teri88 You people are sick. That looks exactly like what it is: a fortune cookie.
Want to hear my fortune cookie story? (Don't I always have a story?)
Used to work with this older woman who was very prissy. You couldn't say anything in front of her. (butt, crap, nothing) or you would get attitude. so, one night we ordered chinese food. I opened her cookie and inserted my own fortune. (Went through about 5 before I did it without breaking) Anyway, it was filthy, if I must say so myself. We made sure she got that one and when she read it her head almost blew off of her body. She was stomping around and "how dare they?" and "I'm going to call this place and give them a piece of my mind" and she was reporting them. (to whom, I could not tell you).
we got a great laugh out of it. She never did find out it was me. Well, I'm sure she knew, but she never said anything to me about it. |
Funny Teri!! I have a fortune story too. Maybe ya'll have done this before. We go out to Chinese food often in my family and ever since I was very little, when it was time to open a fortune, you read what it said followed by "IN BED"! The kids were never allowed to play. Well when I finally got older and understood what was going on my parents allowed me to play. We still play everytime we eat fortune cookies and the funniest thing is we have a waitress, the same one for the last 15+ years at the same Chinese place. She knows us by name and always grabs a cookie for herself and says "IN BED" afterwards. It's hilarious.
On my wedding night, my mom gave my husband and I each a fortune cookie to open as a joke. Mine said........you will gain patience through practice "IN BED"
mg it was perfect LMAO