Oh mercy...good one. :clapsmile

I don't think even I can think 2000 posts back....here ya go, Heather....welcome back....

Teri's daughter Megan went to disneyland and was an abnormal teenage girl as she did not morph into Regan from the Exorcist.
BM is vacationing at a beautiful house in FL, for 2 weeks, beginning Friday, including her oldest son, but will quit YT cold turkey, no laptop. BM's son is graduating and she choke us up with her "your the best kid ever" speech.
Gina broke her foot but instead of going to the emergency....got all the medical attention she needed right here. She still has not paid all her co-pays.
Sneri's son went to prom and she staged their photos outside the biggest house she could find in NJ.
Sneri and Teri had another meet up no one else was invited to. Then the uninviteds had to ooh and ahh over their meet up pictures.
RR's Bailey's birthday was last Saturday. She got drunk at his birthday celebration AND open HER presents BEFORE her birthday. Now she'll have nothing to open.
The fastest break up/make up occurred on a thread outside of this one, but we discussed it HERE. We also discussed the Brangelina affair.
Speaking of affairs...we have talked Family Affair into the ground. But just so you know, Johnny WHITAKER is still alive. Check out his website.
Kimmee's mom took her demonic dog and her angelic sister to the groomer and she needs to pm KD with her chicken recipe.
Courtney is still having treatments but feels good enough to stay up later than the rest of us here. By default, she is RR's AA sponsor. RR relapsed while Courtney was busy camping....
When you quit a job at Sneri's they give you a car. Which is better than the prize one of the assistant's has. :rolleyes:
Gina added movies to her I don't do list. At least 45 of her posts told us she was going shopping. Shopping Gina still does. Princess has her own paypal account and loves to snipe on eBay.
Along with annotated bibliographies....we had bomb making class, write in big words class, and quote class. WRITE IN BIG LETTERS ability only lasted for 15 minutes, before admin fixed that.
All of our favorites toys sell for too much money on eBay except for Sneri's doll with the chewed off foot.
None of us will buy a new bathing suit again, because the safety stripe isn't safe at all.
And last but not least....our thread has not been locked in the last 2 weeks.

Whatever I left out wasn't important....:rolleyes:

OH MY KATIE! Deb, I think those crack me up more than anything!
And by the way, Heather I'm not a DRUNK.. just an occasional/social drinker :rolleyes: And it was an occasion.. and I was social..:cool:

and of course this weekend is another occasion..hmmm

Wow Deb, I truely am impressed and now that the tears are rolling down my face and the mascara running, It's time to go. I will be back in a bit.

[QUOTE=teri88]One class you didn't pass, missy, was quote class.

And no...she got my looks, my brains, and her boobs from her father's side. Boobs I don't have. :rolleyes:

If all of the sudden, my light goes out, or I'm not responding,.. BOMB Squad is at it again... where is BOMB smilie?! :moon: close enough..

Good Job dd, but what is Financial Skills class?

WTH!!! How am I RR's default AA sponsor, did I miss something? And who told that I spend 2 years in rehab? Wait, did I just tattle on myself.

Deb you crack me up with your recaps how the heck to you do it.

No disclaimers allowed on post condensations....btw, I was social that night myself...I typ wealy god stuf t Snri...ask her. ;)

I actually thought of more things to add...got the too late yada, yada, yada message....muttered the F it message under my breath. :rolleyes:

You're my AA sponsor cause you and I were online the night I was posting inebriated (sp) and they claim I relapsed on my boys bd..:rolleyes:

Speaking of BD's gf just called " I know what I'm getting you for your bd.. my mom's neighbor has kittys and they will be ready to go on your bd so we can go pick one up."

I say.. so you're getting me a FREE cat? And do you realize how much a baby kitty looks like a :bunny: at that age? :eek: She's rethinking her gift idea...:rolleyes:

You receive it by default because you were the only person ON when she was in her Bailey's drunken birthday celebration state. Btw, posting in that state makes for interesting posts. ;) Cause ya know, what you wouldn't say sober...you just may if you've been social ;)

Boy good thing your wern't online when I was,, imagine Prison Chat ,,then.:cool:

You can make RECAP II we'll wait for ya..

Thank you, BM...aren't you supposed to be working??? Don't make me pm your boss...your boss or your oldest son...:eek:

LMAO:p