How cool is that.. Deb your such a sweetie. Look Bonnie gets to share her Birthday with Mackie.

Funny Teri!! I have a fortune story too. Maybe ya'll have done this before. We go out to Chinese food often in my family and ever since I was very little, when it was time to open a fortune, you read what it said followed by "IN BED"! The kids were never allowed to play. Well when I finally got older and understood what was going on my parents allowed me to play. We still play everytime we eat fortune cookies and the funniest thing is we have a waitress, the same one for the last 15+ years at the same Chinese place. She knows us by name and always grabs a cookie for herself and says "IN BED" afterwards. It's hilarious.

On my wedding night, my mom gave my husband and I each a fortune cookie to open as a joke. Mine said........you will gain patience through practice "IN BED" :omg it was perfect LMAO

Oh My! She is quite the gift giver these days... Love that towel, but I have yet to find a place to put it, cause if I hang it anywhere, you know dang well someone will try to use it...:mad: and you know that is unauthorized!
Put the :ladybug: on your puter, and we'll all be in the club. Great MAIL day! :happyboun:

ok how many pages do I have to read?

Hey that was the night I was under PM servailence(sp). Only thing that wasn't fair was I was all out of wine on my end.

Mine is on my night stand along with all of my other great YT presents from my care package. Can I still be in the club?:confused: :(

That is so cute and funny, and guess where my Mom and I are going tonight to eat...Yepper,, Chinese, I'll advise ya of what our's say in the am. :D

Sure, we've cleared it... you're in..:cool: ;)

Thanks for the update Deb, much easier then reading it all, but then I went searching for BM's speech about the best kid ever, and couldnt find it! could someone pretty please with a cherry on top find it for me ;)

Awww..she was exagerating a little bit..even though I do think my kids are the best kids ever ;) It is post 4261 on page 285!

So you don't quote yourself Teri...your fortune cookie story was a hoot.

Sneri quit doing homework. The grading has been done. Today at the awards ceremony...the children that received straight A's the entire year received their award. Now, if the grading isn't over how do they know? Btw, our kids don't get out of school until the 17th of June.

And, you silly, of course the Puritan's were pure....where do you think they took the bad people when they needed to be punished...Spanktown. :rolleyes:

BM...you didn't have to post pictures of Bonnie's gift. I am glad she received it today...if I'd known it would drive your family nuts...I'd have addressed it to HER. :) Btw, looks like UPS sat on my box, glad it wasn't marked fragile. In the UPS world fragile means....throw that sucker.

Courtney...you've gotten the go...you are a member of the ladybug society.

I'll share something with you guys...admin was telling me to send them a ladybug smilie to use if I wanted one...because I told them we had a secret ladybug society. Admin asked if we ate placentas....to which I replied no...we are not related to Tom Cruise nor do we practice sciencetology....but we are similar to praying mantis....we eat the heads off our lovers after making baby praying mantis;)

Heather...recap of BM's speech. You are the best kid ever. There, done. I lied...BM will have to recap it herself but it was very sweet.

Deb that was a great recap- I think I will just quit reading the back pages. You can start a service and charge a fee for the recaps. Ladies it is too d*** hot here. I don't know if I can stay in Houston for the summers- I have spent the last 5 out 6 either in Washington State or South Korea. I don't like this 95-99 degrees.

There ya go, only a true mother would be able to reference the page and post number. :)

I didn't read if you all decided on smilie sigs? so did you? what is the lady bug society?

Dang, I know I couldn't afford to live there with those electric bills, imagine if you had no A/c! Where is sweatin' smile?!

there- above smilie is sweat not tears, just so ya know.