A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

WAAAA don't leave me here aloooonnnneeee

Bye Susan...happy baseball, dance, shopping day.

What am I chopped liver??
Sooooo, I'm bored , nothing going on here at work,,,and not much going on HERE....
What are we gonna do abt that? Tired of looking up recipes and pm'ing to KD..

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

What am I chopped liver??
Sooooo, I'm bored , nothing going on here at work,,,and not much going on HERE....
What are we gonna do abt that? Tired of looking up recipes and pm'ing to KD..

Your light was off.

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Your light was off.

OHHH, SACK took over my puter... dirt bike stuff was VERRRYYY important at that moment..

[Bonnie's Mom]

I am here....but everytime I try to post it usually doesn't work...so I just quit (imagine some kind of smiley here, definitely not going to try and insert one!)

OK..so did either of you ever have to read A Modest Proposal in school? Click on this link go down to the paragraph that starts with "I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of ...." did you read it????

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

OK...now stay with me here...ds had to do a skit about this for his SR project...They could either do it live or record it if they didn't want to get in front of the class..which is what they chose to do. So I get home last night and my house is now a movie set and there are mutilated baby dolls in my kitchen and a grill in my backyard...and other assorted props...do you see where I am going with this???? There was also 3 18 yr old boys who were cracking themselves up over this project!! Just want to go on the record as saying I am very glad my child learned about this in school because what would he do and where would he be without it?????????????????????????

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

OHHH, SACK took over my puter... dirt bike stuff was VERRRYYY important at that moment..

dirt bikes and just a quick check on porn. One day...guy here was looking for antique bronco parts....whole list of websites shows up on google...smack in the middle....is nekkied sl-t girl bronco....I told him...oh, I see, that's how they get ya....just looking for car parts and boom....porn.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

I am here....but everytime I try to post it usually doesn't work...so I just quit (imagine some kind of smiley here, definitely not going to try and insert one!)

OK..so did either of you ever have to read A Modest Proposal in school? Click on this link go down to the paragraph that starts with "I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of ...." did you read it????

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

OK...now stay with me here...ds had to do a skit about this for his SR project...They could either do it live or record it if they didn't want to get in front of the class..which is what they chose to do. So I get home last night and my house is now a movie set and there are mutilated baby dolls in my kitchen and a grill in my backyard...and other assorted props...do you see where I am going with this???? There was also 3 18 yr old boys who were cracking themselves up over this project!! Just want to go on the record as saying I am very glad my child learned about this in school because what would he do and where would he be without it?????????????????????????

Well, it just goes to prove your barbie boob smasher brother was before his time. If nothing else....that assignment is one your son will remember...unlike annotated bibliographies.

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

I am here....but everytime I try to post it usually doesn't work...so I just quit (imagine some kind of smiley here, definitely not going to try and insert one!)

OK..so did either of you ever have to read A Modest Proposal in school? Click on this link go down to the paragraph that starts with "I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of ...." did you read it????

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

OK...now stay with me here...ds had to do a skit about this for his SR project...They could either do it live or record it if they didn't want to get in front of the class..which is what they chose to do. So I get home last night and my house is now a movie set and there are mutilated baby dolls in my kitchen and a grill in my backyard...and other assorted props...do you see where I am going with this???? There was also 3 18 yr old boys who were cracking themselves up over this project!! Just want to go on the record as saying I am very glad my child learned about this in school because what would he do and where would he be without it?????????????????????????

Hmmm, sounds very interesting... Never read it.

[mustangbee]

Good Morning all!
I have a lot of catching up to do!

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

Good Morning all!
I have a lot of catching up to do!

WHERE in THEE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, MISSY?!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

WHERE in THEE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, MISSY?!

NO KIDDING. That's it...you are on restriction...now go to your room!!!

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

NO KIDDING. That's it...you are on restriction...now go to your room!!!

No response... DEB, what did YOU do to make her mad?!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

No response... DEB, what did YOU do to make her mad?!

Put her on restriction....

Ok, Gina....spill...are ya mad at me? I don't want 'cha to be mad....sniff smiley here

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Talk about children's brutal honesty.....last night we were at the grocery store shopping for my husbands upcoming fishing trip. My daughter (4 years old) hands the cashier the bag of chips and the cashier says "oh honey, are those for you?" My daughter replies, "Nope, they are for my daddy, he's going fishing and daddy says those fish will smell better than my mommy"!!! I seriously thought I was going to die. I got in the car and called up my husband and asked him what the HE** has he taught my daughter......... it then dawned on me we had a conversation the night before about the smell of my hair (i just got it colored) and he said the fish would smell better than me. SOOOOOO not what I thought my daughter was talking about. Still, I am humiliated.

The darndest things kids say.

And I thought this would be a clean screen day!!!!
Way to funny!!!!

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Put her on restriction....

Ok, Gina....spill...are ya mad at me? I don't want 'cha to be mad....sniff smiley here

She ain't speakin'.... now what do we do,, get some cat pic's out!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

She ain't speakin'.... now what do we do,, get some cat pic's out!

Phew, Gina posted..wipe the sweat off your brow smiley..Gina has better cat fight pictures than me....she wins every cat fight.