A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[mustangbee]

This e-mail just came in!
Sorry ADMIN, but it's funny!!!!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal,
where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote
because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is
cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last
place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would
you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
asses!
5 .When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a
question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there,
did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't
be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the
hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever
does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and
someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus
came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Don't you love when you get a wrong # and the person asks are you sure. You tell them yes they proceed to say the # it's wrong. Not even close, then he asks me again. Look idiot. It's my phone I should know!

I see stoopid people.......


Btw, the same people in Gina's post too.

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

I see stoopid people.......


Btw, the same people in Gina's post too.

That definately applied to the guy who just called MY cell phone. I love when they say the number (wrong) and then they ask you what # is this?

Why so you can call it again and ask for the same guy? Do you plan on calling me when I don't even know who you are? Do you not believe me when I said it wasn't the # you were dialing?

[teri88]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

This e-mail just came in!
Sorry ADMIN, but it's funny!!!!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal,
where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote
because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is
cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last
place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would
you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
asses!
5 .When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a
question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there,
did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't
be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the
hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever
does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and
someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus
came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Wow! I want to find out who wrote that and make them my new best friend. Exactly how I feel! I could have written it! Well, except for the sarcasm we all know I'm never sarcastic.

[sneri13]

Well Good Morning Teri!!

[Baileys_Momma]

Ok I'm finally back!! Been in meetings all morning and when I came back to my office I had a package sitting on my chair....and guess who from???? None other than DEB AND RAMSEY!!! Bailey got two new pairs of board shorts from Target and I cannot wait to go home and put them on him YAHOO!! Thanks Deb and you too Ramsey, I love them and I am sure Bailey will too. Now if we could just find his sister another swimsuit, I can't wait to get Teri's BAB one in the mail.

You guys are the greatest.......ok back to work for yours truly.

[teri88]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Well Good Morning Teri!!

I had a dentist appointment this morning, then came back to the usual mayhem at work. SOME of us have to work full time, you know? Off to check out other posts.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by teri88

Wow! I want to find out who wrote that and make them my new best friend. Exactly how I feel! I could have written it! Well, except for the sarcasm we all know I'm never sarcastic.

Me, I wrote it...please send me my new best friend present.
Btw, I don't even know any sarcastic people....they are rude

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by sneri13

That definately applied to the guy who just called MY cell phone. I love when they say the number (wrong) and then they ask you what # is this?

Why so you can call it again and ask for the same guy? Do you plan on calling me when I don't even know who you are? Do you not believe me when I said it wasn't the # you were dialing?

My brother just got a wrong number call from a child asking for her father. He said...I'm sorry, but this isn't your daddy's phone number, you dialed the wrong number. She says...ok, can I talk to momma. Brother...sorry, sweetie, I don't know your mother or your daddy. She says.... oh ok, then, I love you, bye...

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Ok I'm finally back!! Been in meetings all morning and when I came back to my office I had a package sitting on my chair....and guess who from???? None other than DEB AND RAMSEY!!! Bailey got two new pairs of board shorts from Target and I cannot wait to go home and put them on him YAHOO!! Thanks Deb and you too Ramsey, I love them and I am sure Bailey will too. Now if we could just find his sister another swimsuit, I can't wait to get Teri's BAB one in the mail.

You guys are the greatest.......ok back to work for yours truly.

YaY! I thought about those shorts this morning. Glad they finally arrived. Please post modeling pictures.

Still Target bikini huntin'

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

My brother just got a wrong number call from a child asking for her father. He said...I'm sorry, but this isn't your daddy's phone number, you dialed the wrong number. She says...ok, can I talk to momma. Brother...sorry, sweetie, I don't know your mother or your daddy. She says.... oh ok, then, I love you, bye...

Awwwwww...hope she finds her Mommy & Daddy!

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Me, I wrote it...please send me my new best friend present.
Btw, I don't even know any sarcastic people....they are rude

I was going to say that sounds like Deb!

[Bonnie's Mom]

OK...Gina's post reminded me of this. It is Disney Lingo...I found it online right after my son went to work down there and sent it to some family members....they swore my son wrote it because it sounds just like him...It is definitions of they really mean when they answer you with the first part.

1. “We are experiencing technical difficulties.” - Something bad just happened.
2. “At this time we will need to evacuate the line.” – Something really bad just happened.
3. “We should be operating again in about an hour.” – We have no idea how long it will be.
4. “Thank you.” – Go away.
5. “How many in your party?” – Are THEY with YOU?
6. “These 3-D glasses will impair your normal vision.” – They look stupid if you wear them outside, and we get in trouble if anyone sees you with them.
7. “Excuse us please.” – If you don’t move, a 1-ton cart will run over you.
8. “No flash photography please.” – It’s not worth taking pictures of.
9. “Rows 1 and 2.” – Go stand over there.
10. “We will have to hold our positions here for a few more minutes.” – The tram in front of ours is on fire, and if we move forward, we will be too.
11. “Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about.” – Everything is not fine. There is plenty to worry about.
12. “This is a walkway only. I need you to keep moving.” – Beat it before I hit you with my flashlight.
13. “I need you to step out of the planter, please.” – What the $^@%*$# are you doing in there?!?!
14. “Yes, I do work here.” What tipped you off genius, the mouse nametag or the dorky costume?
15.“No, I’m sorry, Bugs Bunny is not a Disney character and therefore is not available for pictures in our park.” – You’re an idiot.
16. “I’m sorry the attraction did not meet with your expectations.” – Bite me.
17. “Please remain calm.” – It’s time to panic. You are all going to die.
18. “The nearest restrooms are right there.” – See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letter? It’s right under that.
19. “The attraction is not open yet.” What did you think all those green and blue construction walls were up for? Decoration?
20. “I’m very sorry, but because your child does not meet the height requirement for this attraction, it would be unsafe for him to ride.” – As much as I’d like to see your little brat paralyzed, I would get in trouble if it happened. Now go bother somebody else.

[bchgirl]

Hey BM...are ya still looking for puppy cut pictures for Bonnie? Check out Villette's Chanel in this thread. I love this cut. Trace's was very similar but I kept the hair on his body a little longer....1 inch to 1 1/2". Look at her...she is adorable.

http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/sho...anel+puppy+cut

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

I was going to say that sounds like Deb!

I already told you guys...I am the author and no copying without my permission. I'm on hold now to Lowell "the hammer" Stanley...gonna get my wrongs righted......