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Originally Posted by mustangbee

This e-mail just came in!
Sorry ADMIN, but it's funny!!!!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal,
where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote
because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is
cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last
place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would
you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
asses!
5 .When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a
question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there,
did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't
be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the
hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever
does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and
someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus
came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Wow! I want to find out who wrote that and make them my new best friend. Exactly how I feel! I could have written it! Well, except for the sarcasm we all know I'm never sarcastic.