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Laughing Thread How about we tell our favorite jokes on here. Since AlaskaYorkie Mike says I need to go post on the Laughing Thread I decided to create one! LOL Here is an oldie but goodie in my opinion. One day a Rancher in Texas was out working on his farm. A DEA agent showed up and told him that he was there to look for any illegal drugs he might growing. The rancher told him that was fine but whatever he did don't go in the field right down there. The DEA agent looked at the rancher and told him "You see this badge here? This badge means I can go anywhere on your property that I want." The rancher goes back to working. About 20 minutes later the rancher hears a commotion and sees the DEA agent running as fast as he can from the field he warned him about, with his prize bull on his heels. The rancher runs to the fence and yells "Show him the BADGE! Show him the BADGE." |
lol, I like.... hope Mr. Mikie don't start running around waving a badge lol. Sorry no joke, brain to tired. |
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There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses." |
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'' :D Couldn't resist... |
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I am going to use that one many times in the next week! |
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How did the little Yorkie dog feel when s/he saw a monster? Terrier-fied! Tada~~~ *takes a bow* |
*****Beware***** Adult humor A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." |
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It was the end of the day when I parked my police car in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got in the back seat there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the car. Finally he said, "What'd he do?" Kids can be so cute... LOL |
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Heard this a very long time ago.. Somewhat adult humor! An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. "Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.For the last wish, she pointed at the dog she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The Fairy turned the dog into the most handsome man on earth.The old lady and the Fairy said their goodbyes.After the Fairy left, the handsome man (old dog) strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?!!!" |
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