Spot the Lie

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by BellaBlue82

I think everyone skipped over mine! So I'm re-posting it lol...

I answered you, I think Cindy may have too. I think you don't really hate tomatoes...am I right???

[BellaBlue82]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I appeared on the Gong Show as a stand-up comedian.
I paddled the length of the Yukon River in a kayak
Broke from gambling and a low-paying job, I once lived in a tent for a month at elevation 6,200 feet.
I saved a child from drowning by leaping into a pool while in an expensive suit.

Maybe that will shut up Cindy for a while.

Lol I don't believe any of these Mike, but I'm gonna say that the one where you paddled through Yokon River is a crock... because you're old...

[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by BellaBlue82

I think everyone skipped over mine! So I'm re-posting it lol...

Not true...I posted on #76

1. Are you nuts
4. Are you nuts
3. Active 9 years...see 1 & 4
2. I am picking #2 because it has nothing to do with sex as 1,3, & 4 does..
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[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I appeared on the Gong Show as a stand-up comedian.
I paddled the length of the Yukon River in a kayak
Broke from gambling and a low-paying job, I once lived in a tent for a month at elevation 6,200 feet.
I saved a child from drowning by leaping into a pool while in an expensive suit.

Maybe that will shut up Cindy for a while.

The day you shut me up is the day the world stops spinning..

You have never owned an expensive suit in your life...but I do believe you would have jumped in to save a child.

Weren't you the MC on the Gong Show?

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by BellaBlue82

OK let's play this game:

1. I am pregnant.
2. I hate tomatos.
3. I have been married for nine years.
4. I have three sons.

Which one is a lie?

1 is the lie. If you've been married for nine years and have three sons, you are not pregnant.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by livingdustmops

You have never owned an expensive suit in your life

I never said I owned the suit. Perhaps it was rented.

[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I never said I owned the suit. Perhaps it was rented.

So on your wedding day you jumped into a pool..? But you grew up in California...they don't wear suits there either...

Oh maybe it was whenyou were a drag queen and the suit had a skirt...

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by livingdustmops

So on your wedding day you jumped into a pool..? But you grew up in California...they don't wear suits there either...

Oh maybe it was when you were a drag queen and the suit had a skirt...

Don't you remember.....Polyester leisure suits? Could be expensive to some
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[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by jencar98

Don't you remember.....Polyester leisure suits? Could be expensive to some
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You are right..they were big in California....do you think Mike would wear a orange one, a green one or a pink one.

Then again what did the wild and crazy guys on Saturday Night Live wear? I am guessing they used Mike as a role model for their clothes..

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by livingdustmops

You are right..they were big in California....do you think Mike would wear a orange one, a green one or a pink one.

Then again what did the wild and crazy guys on Saturday Night Live wear? I am guessing they used Mike as a role model for their clothes..

PLAID....LOLOL.....Mike would be one for orange plaid.

[BellaBlue82]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

1 is the lie. If you've been married for nine years and have three sons, you are not pregnant.

I'm definitely not pregnant... lol but I did this backwards! OK this one time I'll admit I am sometimes dyslexic and I posted three things that were lies and one that was ture... I love tomatos! I have two sons, I've been married for 3 years (this time!)... oh well let's try this again!

1. I work in customer service.
2. I love to cook.
3. I have a six year old yorkie.
4. I love to read.

Now this time one of these is a lie lol... sorry guys!

[livingdustmops]

Mike is in here somewhere...can you guess..

YouTube - Gong Show Movie, Best Bits Pt.1

YouTube - Gong Show, Best of Chuckie Pt.2

My favorite...

YouTube - Gene Gene The Dancing Machine

[BellaBlue82]

I wish my work computer was better so that I could see these... I have to wait till I get home!

[BamaFan121s]

Originally Posted by BellaBlue82

1. I work in customer service.
2. I love to cook.
3. I have a six year old yorkie.
4. I love to read.

I pick 2, that you don't like to cook.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by BellaBlue82

I'm definitely not pregnant... lol but I did this backwards! OK this one time I'll admit I am sometimes dyslexic and I posted three things that were lies and one that was ture... I love tomatos! I have two sons, I've been married for 3 years (this time!)... oh well let's try this again!

1. I work in customer service.
2. I love to cook.
3. I have a six year old yorkie.
4. I love to read.

Now this time one of these is a lie lol... sorry guys!

Leave it to you to tell more lies than you're asked to!

Well, your profile page shows you're in customer service, along with 97.4 percent of all Las Vegans. You're a voracious reader of my bans, so it shows you like to read quality writing. So we're down to loving to cook or having a 6-year-old Yorkie. Since all women love to cook for their man, I was leaning that direction. And on your profile page you said you're excited about your "new baby" Sasha. I originally wrote that Sasha was not 6, but upon further review, I see you've posted pictures of Sasha arriving in your house as an adult dog. Six? Perhaps. Anyhow, my guess is that you don't like to cook.

What do I win for that fine detective work?