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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie  I appeared on the Gong Show as a stand-up comedian.
I paddled the length of the Yukon River in a kayak
Broke from gambling and a low-paying job, I once lived in a tent for a month at elevation 6,200 feet.
I saved a child from drowning by leaping into a pool while in an expensive suit.
Maybe that will shut up Cindy for a while. |
The day you shut me up is the day the world stops spinning..
You have never owned an expensive suit in your life...but I do believe you would have jumped in to save a child.
Weren't you the MC on the Gong Show?