Last person to post in this thread wins!

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Why do humans like to state the obvious?

We have an odd tendency to say things that are obvious to everyone present, like, "It's cold outside," or, "It's raining." or "I Win" If we are as intelligent and logical as we say we are, why don't we tell others strictly important information that is less apparent. Why not just give information when we are asked for it? Wouldn't that be more efficient?

[bWY39]

Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
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Don't cut your hair. Ever.
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Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he
can find the perfect gift.
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If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
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Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.
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Don't ask about his thoughts unless you want to discuss navel lint,
shotguns, or monster trucks.
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Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different. It's just like every other cat.
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A dog is better than ANY cat. Period.
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Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
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Shopping is not a sport.
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Anything you wear is fine. Really.
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You have enough clothes.
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You have too many shoes.
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Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect him to submit to it.
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Your ex-boyfriend is, was, and always will be an idiot.
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Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
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No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark important days on
a calender.
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Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think he
would be any good at choosing which pair, out of your thirty, would look
good with your dress?
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Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
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A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
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Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
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Foreign movies are best left to foreigners.
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Check your oil.
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Don't give him 50 rules when 25 will do.
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It is neither in your best interest nor his to take the quiz together.
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Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All
comments become null and void after 7 days.
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If you won't dress like Victoria's Secret women, don't expect us to act
like soap opera men.
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If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad and/or angry, we meant the other one.
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You can either ask him to do something or tell him how you want it done
-not both.
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Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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Consider golf a mini-vacation from each other. He needs it just as bad
as you do.
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Telling him that the models in men's magazines are airbrushed makes you
look jealous and certainly is not going to deter him from reading them.
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The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months.

[Micah my love]

[bWY39]

[bWY39]

'Things Are Not Always As They Seem'

Things are not always as they seem
It depends on where and how you look.
The covers aren’t always appealing it seems
On any given…or well written book.

Digging deeper inside maybe you’ll see
The beauty of God’s love lying within.
All the colours of God’s rainbow
Hues of many colours… painted from within.

Take a deeper look my friend
And you’ll be surprised at what you’ll see.
Love, Joy and God’s, ” Holy Spirit”
All of which He’s left for you and me.

[Micah my love]

Still winning

[bWY39]

Originally Posted by Micah my love

Still winning

'Things Are Not Always As They Seem'

Things are not always what they seem
As indispensable yourself you must never deem
For while you feel all-important
To acknowledge you the other party is reluctant
Soot that you are: You are dispensable.
The cold is past; Even firewood is now dispensable
And change being the only unchanging
Priorities have changed
For dead Joseph has been replaced By a Pharaoh estranged
So that while you gloat over your achievement
The world around you experiences a revolution
Soon there's a new development
And you are no longer the solution
Better to let the world praise you
Than to praise yourself
For they decide when praise is due
And when you ought to comport yourself
Next time your achievements all doth behold
And with satisfaction you beam
Remember that all that glitters is not gold
That things are not always what they seem!
Even if you think you win !!

[Micah my love]

Hi Brian

[bWY39]

Originally Posted by Micah my love

Hi Brian

Hi Betty

[horsnaround]

[Micah my love]

Hi Ann

[horsnaround]

Good afternoon Betty

[Micah my love]

I win

[Tessa327]

That didn't look like a confident win

[Micah my love]

winner here