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[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by bWY39

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.

The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)

You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You clean your nails with a stick.

You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.

People are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe.

Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by bWY39

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.

The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)

You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You clean your nails with a stick.

You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.

People are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe.

Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

I TOLD you that was Michelle's butt

[bWY39]

Two rednecks go hunting in the mountains.

after a few days they have killed nothing at all so decided to head back home.

It was only then they realised they were totally lost in the mountains.

What shall we do asks the first one ?

Well, says the second, the international distress signal is to fire three shots in the air so lets try that.

OK says the first redneck and fires his three shots.

After another day they decide to fire another three shots,

On the third day the second redneck says to the first right we have waited long enough now fire another three shots lets hope we get rescued this time.

Can't do that says the first redneck..........

Why not says the second...........

No arrows left says the first !

[bWY39]

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.

You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You've ever been too drunk to fish.

You've ever bought a used cap.

You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

You've ever used a weedeater indoors.

Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

[bWY39]

You might be a redneck if...

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.

In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.

You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

Your dog and your wallet are both on chains

[hersheykses]

this is still going? im in it to win it!

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by hersheykses

this is still going? im in it to win it!

ummmmm1209 pages and 18127 posts. I think it may go on for a wee bit yet

[bWY39]

You might be a redneck if...

Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.

You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.

You fainted when you met Slim Whitman.

You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".

You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.

You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

[bWY39]

Originally Posted by hersheykses

this is still going? im in it to win it!

You obviously do not understand the rules for posting.

It is totally illegal to use more than two words please try again...lol...pmpl

[sugarmamma]

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[bWY39]

You might be a redneck if...

Red Man sends you a Christmas card.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".

You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.

You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?)

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by bWY39

You obviously do not understand the rules for posting.

It is totally illegal to use more than two words please try again...lol...pmpl

I actually prefer to post as many words as possible

[bWY39]

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[sugarmamma]

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[bWY39]

Originally Posted by sugarmamma

I actually prefer to post as many words as possible

what would you want to do that four ?

surely there is no requirement four that when there is nothing at steak in it.

Can anyone spot the miss steaks inn this poast

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