Two rednecks go hunting in the mountains.
after a few days they have killed nothing at all so decided to head back home.
It was only then they realised they were totally lost in the mountains.
What shall we do asks the first one ?
Well, says the second, the international distress signal is to fire three shots in the air so lets try that.
OK says the first redneck and fires his three shots.
After another day they decide to fire another three shots,
On the third day the second redneck says to the first right we have waited long enough now fire another three shots lets hope we get rescued this time.
Can't do that says the first redneck..........
Why not says the second...........
No arrows left says the first !
__________________  RIP My Little Man...You will be in our hearts for ever
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