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08-07-2011, 02:22 PM | #16051 |
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08-07-2011, 10:07 PM | #16052 |
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| Well we seem to be back on the interesting stuff again making it worth reading this thread...it really did get boring in the past week or so....... A blind man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He takes one sip and senses that everyone is staring at him. In order to brake the ice he says, "Would you like to hear a good blonde joke?" The bar tender says, "I think you should know before you tell this joke that I am a blonde, there are 7 bikers in the corner that are blond and, there is a 6'5" 290lbs. weight lifter working the other end of the bar who is also blonde. You still want to tell the joke?" The blind man says, "Your right, who wants to explain a joke 9 times?"
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08-08-2011, 02:08 AM | #16053 |
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| You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?
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08-08-2011, 02:21 AM | #16054 | |
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The driver is also good looking. The driver is also extremely intelligent. The driver is also the perfect man for the following reasons......... He is extremely rich......... He is extremely old so not much longer left in him.......... He is so old he has zero sex drive.... Wow.....I know so much about this bus driver huh....lol Sad Smiley.jpg
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08-08-2011, 04:36 PM | #16055 |
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| I win! laughing away as I do it...
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08-08-2011, 06:15 PM | #16056 |
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08-08-2011, 06:49 PM | #16057 |
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| Whoohoo The winner is only as good as the number of words used to do it. What are words worth? What are words worth? - words Words in papers, words in books Words on tv, words for crooks Words of comfort, words of peace Words to make the fighting cease Words to tell you what to do Words are working hard for you Eat your words but don't go hungry Words have always nearly hung me What are words worth? What are words worth? - words Words of nuance, words of skill And words of romance are a thrill Words are stupid, words are fun Words can put you on the run Mots pressŸx, mots sensŸx, Mots qui disent la vâýit? mots maudits, mots mentis, Mots qui manque
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08-08-2011, 06:57 PM | #16058 |
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08-08-2011, 07:00 PM | #16059 |
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| The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Paul Fix
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08-08-2011, 10:06 PM | #16060 |
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| I like this one....it explains a few things about people in this thread....
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08-08-2011, 11:01 PM | #16061 | |
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08-08-2011, 11:01 PM | #16062 |
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08-09-2011, 06:51 AM | #16064 |
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| Was that an opinion or a statement of fact.......... If it was an opinion may I remind you that opinions are like a "fundamental orifice"...everybody has one........ If it was aimed as a statement of fact,,..then It looks to me like it is incorrect.
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08-09-2011, 07:07 AM | #16065 |
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