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I ban Mikey for being in a state of hallucinogenic grandeur...have to lay off those mushrooms:rolleyes::p |
I ban Dyan for spreading unfounded rumors. There's no mushrooms to be found with all this snow. :p |
I ban Mike for acting coyly re: his cocaine addiction. |
I ban QS to give you time to find a good lawyer. After that ridiculous accusation made on a public forum, you will need one. For the record, I am NOT addicted to cocaine or any other nefarious drug. As proof, you have to go to meetings when you're an addict, and I have NEVER attended such a meeting. |
I ban Mike to point out that he has pictures in his avatar of his dogs covered in white powder. I don't know much about the drug game, but it's pretty clear they are the "runners". That larger dog probably serves as "muscle". |
I ban QS for thinking that calling my dogs "runners" is an insult. Now, if you had called them "mules," the correct drug-running term, I would be offended. And Eddie asked me to double ban you for calling him fat. He's big boned. |
I bow to your greater experience in running drugs. I ban you for trying to turn Eddie against me. He knows I would never call him fat. He adores me. We talk every day. |
I ban QS for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by talking to Eddie every day. |
Excuuuuuuuse me, have you read anything I wrote? Eddie is being forced into a life of crime! I am his life line! Just goes to show, no good deed goes unpunished. But bad posters can be banned, like Maximo. |
I ban QS for continuing this Eddie drug trafficking nonsense... you know he's just undercover so the cops can arrest his owner.. |
I ban jeni for thinking I'm anything less than an upstanding citizen. In fact, I'm a citizen who is not only upstanding, but one who stands on a ladder or tall box. While on my tiptoes. In other words, I'm above all your petty nonsense. |
I ban Mike until he can produce photographic evidence that (at his age :p) he is able to stand on a ladder or tall box while remaining on his tiptoes. :rolleyes: |
I ban Stacy for A) Doubting my athleticism; B) Encouraging me to stand on a ladder on my tiptoes and risk killing myself! |
Oh, come on Mikey...falling off a three foot high ladder while on your tiptoes won't do anything but bruise your inflated ego...you are banned!:cool::p |
I ban Dyan for confusing true greatness with mere ego. |
I ban Mike for once again displaying the size of your inflated ego.... |
I ban jeni for having freakishly small hands. Behave yourself, or I'll post a picture to prove it. |
1 Attachment(s) I ban Mike for threatening to photoshop me having tiny hands.... I'll just beat you to the punch... hrmmmm, that's a familiar dog I'm holding... Attachment 339827 |
I ban jeni for failing to show your right hand, which is the true freakish one, as I will disclose later when I post the lighter picture -- from your own FB page. |
I ban Mike for thinking he's fooling anyone... |
I ban jeni for being ashamed of your mousy hands |
I ban Mike for his chauvanistic comments. Society puts so much pressure on women to have non-freakish hands. Do you really want to do that to women, Mike? Do you? |
I ban lobster hands to answer your question in an indirect yet clever way. |
I suppose that to someone with freakishly small hands, normal sized ones might look like lobsters. Please refer below to note the owner of said hands, those of disturbingly small size. |
I ban QS for going to great lengths to pull off a simple joke. No one other than me and my large mind will get it. |
I ban Mike for assuming his mind is larger then ours :P |
I ban Candi for accusing me of being an egotistical cad. How rude! |
I ban Mike to let him know that when people tell him he has a "big head", that doesn't mean they think you have a big brain. Similarly, "bird brain" is not a compliment either. |
I ban QS for anointing herself official interpreter of the banning thread. A ban is an individual thing and must be interpreted by the bannee. For example, I interpret your bans to be tiresome drivel. |
I ban Mike for having bans that sound like mindless banging on a keyboard... |
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