Hmph. Well, I can't really disagree with you there, he endured his fashion forward look very stoically. So I guess the only thing I can do with you is ban you, and then agree with you, but because you're banned, you'll never see the agreement part, so it's like that never happened. Banned.

I ban QS to say I liked you better when I had to ban you for not banning anyone. Now that you've turned in to a rules freak, you've become a callous bore.

You say "callous bore", I say "gorgeous, intelligent, funny and fascinating." It's all in your perspective. Your BANNED perspective.

Aww, thanks! I won't ban you for that nice description of me.

I ban Mike for joining forces with QS and turning this thread into a bunch of sissy complementary bans and making me want to vomit from reading them...

I ban jenni to give her the advice a cut-rate medical expert gave me the last time I was feeling like puking: gargle with warm salt water.

I ban Mike cause he is so rude and mean....and that is not a compliment!!!!

Awww, has my rapier wit hurt po' wittle Jo Ann's sense of fairness and humanity? :eek: I've obviously upset you, and that is certainly not my intention. So from here on out, I'm going to take special care to be nicer in my bans of you.

Let's see, where do I start? Hmm, this is a tough one, because your bans are always so perfect. You do everything right, from A) Banning someone; B) Stating a good solid reason; and C) Doing it in a clever way that inspires smiles from all who read it.

This is a tough one. You're really that good. But rules are rules, and I will try to gently ban you in a fashion that will not offend your kind and gentle nature.

I ban Jo Ann -- reluctantly -- for using four exclamation marks on your ban of me. I know, I know, it's a very lame ban, but you've left me nothing else to work with because you're sooooo perfect.

It's really just an aesthetic thing. The four exclamation marks, while perfectly appropriate to take me to task, clash with the two fun hearts you have in your signature. I realize this is a stretch, but I think if you have an even number of cuteness, it would have been nice to have an odd number of mean exclamation marks. So perhaps 3. Even 1 might have been more pleasing to the eye.

Have a nice day! And use this time off to treat yourself to something special. You certainly deserve it!

I ban Mike for giving me diabetes with that disgusting, sugary ban. There should be an FDA warning on that ban. And for thinking Joan1166 is upset, when she is simply stating obvious facts.

Also, I ban you for being a calloused boar.

I ban QS for putting words in the mouth of my new best friend, Jo Ann. She is a brilliant young banner and does not need to be second-guessed by the likes of you. Please try to keep your bans more kind when in her presence.

I ban Sexy Knees for finding a new best friend on a doggie website and becoming her stalker :eek:. Aren't there MANY MANY MANY men in Alaska?? :confused::confused::rolleyes:

I ban Lisa for abandoning the banning thread for weeks, then returning spouting the same thing you left off with! My Sexy Knees! Yes, they are fantastic knees, but it's time to move on! I've been told my elbows are especially manly and handsome.

I ban Mike for being a calloused boar.


Yes, I am repeating myself, but that was such an awesome ban, it really needed to be said again.

I ban QS for A) Banning the wrong person; 2) Editing your ban to pretend you're banning the right person; *) Changing one letter in my stinging ban and thinking it suffices as anything less than plagiarism; III) Repeating said plagiaristic ban on the wrongful assumption that everyone missed it; and Z_1) laughing at your own bans.

I ban Mike for falsifying the indication for which I told you to gargle warm salt water....

I ban jenni for not digging deeper before you dispensed medical advice! Did you ASK me if I was throwing up? No! Perhaps I had a rare case of sniffle-induced nausea!

I ban Mike for having short term memory problems... you're the one who described your symptoms to me....

I ban JMuedog for adding a bunch of posts I didn't see and confusing me.

I ban QS for :
A. banning the wrong person
B. having an outline of her ban
C. making me repeat her theme to poke fun at it

What are you talking about? I ban you for not making any sense.

I ban QS for admitting she is confused and then claiming I'm the one not making any sense...

I ban jenni for being involved in a catfight.

I ban Mike for claiming that I have cats.... nonsense

I ban jenni for dissing on cats.

I ban Mike for p---



Never mind.

I ban QS to give you time to get your mind out of the gutter.

Oh, and congratulations on achieving 5-K posts. You are 1/4 as great as me, which is pretty darn good for the average mortal.

Yikes, 5K!

Hey, so are you ready to join WW yet? I am really digging the new plan. It's very South Beach-y. There's a big focus on lean protein. That means lots of meat, for manly men such as yourself.

Hm, it seems I've found the topic that truly scares Mike away.

Weight Watchers: we can sell it as Mike repellant. :cool:

Oh, shush. You haven't been here to harass me, so I've gone into a deep protective mode. An almost-visible shield can be seen around me, impervious to written words and oral speech. Only food can get through. I ban you for testing that shield again.