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I ban Mike for thinking we'd call him father anything... more like grandpa.... |
Never mind, I won't ban my fellow sufferer. |
I ban QS for being so discombobulated that you made a nevermind post before even making the post. |
I ban Mike for not realizing that QS was perfectly put together in that ban... |
I ban jeni for only saying that because you are fluent in discombobulish because of the hangover you refuse to admit you have. |
I ban Mike for refusing to admit defeat, you know nothing of what goes on outside the ban thread... |
I ban jeni for having no idea who you are dealing with. Just last night, while you two were off boozing, Eddie and I were hanging out at a drag club working for crumpled dollar bills. Yeah, that's right, I live on the edge. |
I ban Mike for taking Eddie to a club, he's so little :P |
I ban Candi for pointing out that Mike is an unfit parent before I could... ;p |
I ban Jenni to say I am FINALLY feeling 100%. Just in time to go back to bed. |
I ban QS for somewhat supporting Mike's discombobulated theory behind your earlier banning.... glad your back up at 100% I didn't know you were less than that... |
I ban Jenni for getting confused. Just because I don't feel 100% doesn't mean I don't channel 110% of my ferocity into my bans. We are no longer sympatico on hangovers. In fact, you're dead to me. |
I ban QS for saying you're over your hangover while still behaving like a cranky wretch. As for the earlier allegations about Eddie, he's 42 years old in dog years and mature enough to handle himself. Unlike SOME people I know. |
I ban Mike for insinuating that he's more mature than fellow banners.... |
I ban jeni for mistaking a fact with an insinuation. |
I ban Mike for confusing facts with hallucinations. |
I ban QS for bringing your drug-culture jargon to the banning thread. |
And STAY out! |
Are you going to shake your cane at me now? :teeth: |
I ban QS for falling victim to the forgetfulness that my elders sometimes experience and not banning anyone... |
I ban Jenni for being too rigid. I bet you spank kids who color outside the lines. |
I ban QS for giving me yet another reason to not have children... |
I ban jeni for not leaving behind a legacy -- for me to ban. |
I ban Mike for not knowing that Jenni did indeed leave a legacy just a few days ago:lol tears:lol |
likewise.... you're banned |
I ban Betty for spreading gossip and innuendo -- without filling in the blanks so we can share in the laughter at her expense. And I refuse to acknowledge the person directly above me because for not providing a reason for banning anyone. |
I ban Mike for using the same old tired reasons for banning people. Where is the fire? Where is the inspiration? Where is the passion that drew me back time and time again? I remember a mere 800 pages ago, there would be epic clashes between banning titans. Now, it's this. Maybe we should put some of the older banners out to pasture. |
Let me see if I can regionalize this to help your pathetic, overmatched, desperate intellect grasp a simple concept: Would the mighty San Francisco Giants -- the defending World Series Champs -- bring their "A" game to a beer league coed whiffle ball game fundraiser? Would vintners in the Napa Valley pull out their Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon when a street drunk comes to their door? Would Jack London or Robert Frost pen a literary masterpiece when making a grocery list for the maid? In case you're scratching your head, the answer to all of the above is NO! I ban you for expecting me to do more than is required to thoroughly subdue the "competition." |
I ban you Mikey for even contemplating being an equal to all those you mentioned...you definitely have delusions of grandeur:cool::p |
I ban Dyan for thinking my grandeur is delusional. As you can see by how QS tucked tail and ran for her life after her failed challenge, I'm still the boss around here. :p |
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