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I ban Mike to give him time to take his multiple test question to the correct authorities to get a clear and decisive answer on if test are A) allowed on the ban forum B) required to be answered. C) where the answers are stored in order to correctly check for correct or wrong answers D) to give you a real job. |
I ban MM because I have no idea what she is talking about. :confused: |
I ban Maximo, and I think you have a good idea as to why! |
I ban Maximo for barging in and willy-nilly banning without reading past posts, which would have helped you decipher that rambling MM ban. And I ban QS for butting in and not letting Maximo's ban breathe. |
I ban Mike for trying to justify his pitifully slow comeback time. I know, I know. It's not a bug, it's a feature. :rolleyes: |
I ban QS for talking about bugs on the banning thread and B) Interrupting the hockey game. |
You know, the alphabet-numbered lists are bad enough, but now you are not even including all the letters. Hey, I think this is the first time I noticed that "alphabet" is "alpha-bet(a)". We should call it the alphabeta! Not Mike, though. He has abused those letters enough. |
I ban QS for posting stream of consciousness bans. B) |
Is that B, as in, the poor little letter you have used and abused, or an attempt at a sunglass-wearing smiley? Your bans are really weird tonight. Looks like another case of "baked alaska" IF you know what I mean. ETA: ironically enough, I love baked alaska, even though I can't stand a certain baked AlaskaN. ETA again: I haven't had baked alaska in a long time, like, years. I wish that dessert would come back. Or am I thinking about fried ice cream? I seem to remember that they are different, but I don't remember how. Hm, I might not like baked alaska after all. I remember getting one or the other and being really disappointed with it. |
I ban QS for coming to the banning thread to pay homage to me instead of banning me. And C) for drug-induced miscapitalization. |
I ban Mike for not answering my question about baked alaska versus fried ice cream. Is baked alaska readily available in Alaska? Since you are banned, please have a friend post the answer. Thanks. |
I ban QS for editing your bans multiple times, adding on frivolous questions and thinking the Dictator has time to bother worth your drivel. To shut you up, I haven't had baked Alaska since 10th grade bachelor living. And mine melted. |
I'm sorry, there seems to be some misunderstanding. I asked YOU, a banning serf, a question. If you happen to see the dictator, please pass along my regards. In a forum other than YT, of course. ETA: you know you love my inner monologue. |
I ban QS for having an imaginary friend named Serf. AND for repeated edited bans that make me have to reply multiple times! |
I ban Mike for not owning his edits. You have no one to blame but yourself. ETA: Nyah, nyah, nyah nyah nyah! |
I ban QS for not knowing that YOU are to blame for all the ills of the world -- pestilence, hunger, war, stds, you name it. And B) For continuing to abuse the editing privilege. |
I ban Mike because Max has a vet appointment today and it's snowing and sleeting badly here, and snow and sleet make me think of Mike. |
I ban Maximo...you can't blame Mike for snow and sleet, he's in Alaska not in the lower states:p I do hope Max's vet visit goes well:) |
I ban EA for defending Mike. We all know he is operating a weather machine up there and he knows where we live. Thank you for the well wishes...the vet's office called us and rescheduled for early next week. No sense risking treacherous road conditions for an eye exam. |
I ban Maximo for thanking someone and banning them in the same post. That is a serious conflict. |
I ban Amanda for saying Maximo is conflicted...it's more that she believes Mike is a dictator of directing where it will snow...we mustn't feed his fragile ego:rolleyes::p |
I ban EA and MM for not banning Maximo for being a wimp about driving in the snow. |
I ban Mike for calling me a wimp. The vet canceled, I drove to the store, and my VW laughed at the Lexus, Mustang, and Audi stranded on the side of the road (The Audi driver was a wimp, his car was the same as mine and should have made it up the hill). |
I ban Maximo for going to a wimpy vet. VW bug? |
I ban Mike for calling my vet wimpy. My vet travels to remote regions of Africa annually to do vet things for free. On second thought, he is kind of scared of Teddy. :p My family sold the '65 Beetle years ago, but it did do very well on snow in Chicago. I have a Jetta, V6 with big tires. |
Since you don't have a real VW, a Beetle, I ban Maximo for having a vet who travels to Africa but is afraid to drive on the snow. He obviously doesn't serve clients in the Mount Kilimanjaro area. |
I ban Mike for 1) hurting my car's feelings, B) faulting me for not having enough garage space for a Beetle, III) suffering from obvious vet envy. |
I ban Maximo for perverting Mike's already twisted enumeration style. Oh, excuse me. E) |
And now as I am the sole survivor of this thread, I ban myself. It takes someone of my caliber to bring 1500 pages of cruelty to an end. This thread may now be closed. (bows) |
I ban QS for thinking she is the sole survivor.... HA! Like I would ever be banned.... and there have only been 1480 pages of banning.... trying to short change us out of 20 pages of banning... |
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