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00gt1 · 10-25-2010, 08:16 PM

I ban Mike (i think... alaskayorkie) because i'm new and wanted to get in on the fun!!

alaskayorkie · 10-25-2010, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jfalz73

I ban Mike because everytime i happen to check this thread...he is the last banner!! And for still being under the impression that he is the ruler, dictator and whatnot of this thread!!

(and may i throw in a "hello"!! )

And I retroactively ban Jeanne for pulling the same stunt every time she visits: She bans me when I'm not online so I can't ban her back and point out the hypocrisy of her bans! I'm always the last person to ban because it's MY JOB as Dictator to rid the banning thread of riff-raff. Now begone!

QuickSilver · 10-25-2010, 11:01 PM

I ban Mike for not only making a lame joke about my signature, but copying a joke he made when I originally changed it months ago.

It may seem a tiny bit self involved that I remember banning thread jokes about me for years after, but that's the kind of dedication it takes to remain the banning thread champ. Which, despite pathetic attempts to steal my title, I am.

alaskayorkie · 10-26-2010, 12:31 AM

I ban QS for thinking you can disappear for FIVE PAGES and retain a title! If Joe Lewis came back today, would he still be champ of the world? NO! Not even if he criticized the person who dethroned him by landing the same punch twice!

joann1166 · 10-26-2010, 06:09 AM

I ban Mike for thinking he is the dictator of banning. I think he just likes it too much and his head has gotten too big....we need to put it back to the right size and for picking on QS when he has no ideal why she disappeared for 5 pages.

alaskayorkie · 10-26-2010, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 00gt1

I ban Mike (i think... alaskayorkie) because i'm new and wanted to get in on the fun!!

Oops, how did I miss this? I ban the newbie in the quote above me for not taking me to task for not banning you when you were above me. And I ban Joann for not only not noticing my transgression either but for defending QS for her still mysterious and rude disappearance.

QuickSilver · 10-26-2010, 01:45 PM

I ban Mike for confusing quantity with quality. To return to your previous metaphor, my thoughtful, well planned bans are TKOs, while your repetitious and high volume bans are the boxing equivalent of slap fights.

alaskayorkie · 10-26-2010, 01:48 PM

Well consider yourself slapped as you laboriously and tiresomely wind up for your next TKO. I win my battles on points, ala Sugar Ray Leonard in his prime. Oh, you're banned for being a has-been.

JMuedog · 10-26-2010, 04:23 PM

I ban Mike for trying to incorporate boxing into the ban thread...

alaskayorkie · 10-26-2010, 04:25 PM

I ban Jenni for not appreciating a good analogy, or, as QS so pompously calls it, metaphor.

JMuedog · 10-26-2010, 04:28 PM

I ban Mike for thinking that was a good anything metaphor or analogy included...

alaskayorkie · 10-26-2010, 04:30 PM

I ban Jenni for being unable to appreciate the similarities between the Sweet Science and my style of banning.

JMuedog · 10-26-2010, 04:38 PM

I ban Mike for now trying to bring science and sweetness into the ban thread... sounds like you're trying to brew something up for those trick or treaters...

alaskayorkie · 10-26-2010, 05:36 PM

I ban Jenni for showing us a glimpse of how your twisted mind works -- turning 2 harmless words into a sinister act.

QuickSilver · 10-26-2010, 05:51 PM

I ban Mike for calling me pompous. It's not my fault you don't know what "metaphor" means.

10-25-2010, 11:01 PM	#21453
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	I ban Mike for not only making a lame joke about my signature, but copying a joke he made when I originally changed it months ago. It may seem a tiny bit self involved that I remember banning thread jokes about me for years after, but that's the kind of dedication it takes to remain the banning thread champ. Which, despite pathetic attempts to steal my title, I am. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

10-26-2010, 12:31 AM	#21454
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban QS for thinking you can disappear for FIVE PAGES and retain a title! If Joe Lewis came back today, would he still be champ of the world? NO! Not even if he criticized the person who dethroned him by landing the same punch twice! __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

10-26-2010, 01:45 PM	#21457
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	I ban Mike for confusing quantity with quality. To return to your previous metaphor, my thoughtful, well planned bans are TKOs, while your repetitious and high volume bans are the boxing equivalent of slap fights. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

10-26-2010, 01:48 PM	#21458
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Well consider yourself slapped as you laboriously and tiresomely wind up for your next TKO. I win my battles on points, ala Sugar Ray Leonard in his prime. Oh, you're banned for being a has-been. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

10-26-2010, 04:23 PM	#21459
JMuedog Love My Little Cuties Donating Member Administrator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Charleston, IL Posts: 9,899	I ban Mike for trying to incorporate boxing into the ban thread... __________________ Jenni Finnigan & Gwenndilyn Forever in my heart

10-25-2010, 08:16 PM	#21451
00gt1 Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 19	I ban Mike (i think... alaskayorkie) because i'm new and wanted to get in on the fun!!

10-26-2010, 06:09 AM	#21455
joann1166 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Arab, AL, USA Posts: 1,117 Blog Entries: 1	I ban Mike for thinking he is the dictator of banning. I think he just likes it too much and his head has gotten too big....we need to put it back to the right size and for picking on QS when he has no ideal why she disappeared for 5 pages.

10-26-2010, 04:25 PM	#21460
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Jenni for not appreciating a good analogy, or, as QS so pompously calls it, metaphor. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

10-26-2010, 04:28 PM	#21461
JMuedog Love My Little Cuties Donating Member Administrator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Charleston, IL Posts: 9,899	I ban Mike for thinking that was a good anything metaphor or analogy included... __________________ Jenni Finnigan & Gwenndilyn Forever in my heart

10-26-2010, 04:30 PM	#21462
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Jenni for being unable to appreciate the similarities between the Sweet Science and my style of banning. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

10-26-2010, 04:38 PM	#21463
JMuedog Love My Little Cuties Donating Member Administrator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Charleston, IL Posts: 9,899	I ban Mike for now trying to bring science and sweetness into the ban thread... sounds like you're trying to brew something up for those trick or treaters... __________________ Jenni Finnigan & Gwenndilyn Forever in my heart

10-26-2010, 05:36 PM	#21464
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Jenni for showing us a glimpse of how your twisted mind works -- turning 2 harmless words into a sinister act. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

10-26-2010, 05:51 PM	#21465
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	I ban Mike for calling me pompous. It's not my fault you don't know what "metaphor" means. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.