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How long it takes them to go to the bathroom and the fact that they need a newspaper or something to read while doing this. I wonder if we only had Womans Home Journal or a Martha Stewart design book for them to read how quick they would be then! |
That what it is suppose to be about. ;) Quote:
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When he says these words..... "Now, don't say anything until I finish.....I've been thinking.".... |
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Why O why does he have to be in that bathroom whenever I need him?! I'll be downstairs talking to him...not that he's even listening! He will stealthfully walk away, and I'll think he's just in the next room. So, say I"m about to put dinner on the table (I mean, he saw dinner was about to be done; doesn't he know not to go do his duty then? duh!), "Drew?!" I'll call, "can you come fix drinks for the kids and set the table?" silence "Drew?!..." "Drew?!..." "DREW?!!!!!!" Then I'll here him stomp on the floor upstairs above the kitchen, "I'm [going to the bathroom]!" (that's not how he says it, but you can use your imagination.) I swear, he could be down there all day long, and the minute I need him, he sneaks off and hides out in the bathroom for a half hour. He does this with phone calls too. I'll drive out to the store, realize I don't know if we need XYor Z, so I'll give him a call. No one answers. When I get home, "why didn't you answer the phone?" "I was in the bathroom." |
Okay I thought of a couple more. Dinner has to be on the table no later than 5 o'clock or he is a grumpy bear. Its 4 o'clock when hes on his diet. Also We will be leaving to go somewhere and I will have my coat on and My Daughters coat on ready to go and all of a sudden he will go to the bathroom to go #2 and we will be stuck waiting on him. It seems like he would know he has to do that before we are all ready to leave. Another thing is he cant rinse off a plate or glass and put it in the dishwasher ever. |
too many onions |
:thumbdown :thumbdown I think the bathroom is his SCAPEGOAT DREW,YOUR FIRED!:p Quote:
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