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10-16-2007, 04:53 PM | #1 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity I thought these were GREAT!!! Enjoy! Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity . 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8 . Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ..... therapy!!!
__________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts! Last edited by Jenn218; 10-16-2007 at 04:55 PM. |
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10-17-2007, 06:48 AM | #2 |
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| LOL !! that was great thanks for sharing! |
10-17-2007, 07:00 AM | #3 |
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| HeeHee..still laughing! Thanks for sharing, that made my day!! |
10-17-2007, 07:05 AM | #4 |
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| I love it!! I so needed to laugh this morning - thanks
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10-17-2007, 07:36 AM | #6 |
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| ROTFL!!! Thanks Jenn, those are great!! |
10-17-2007, 08:51 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member | that's funny! thanks for the laught |
10-17-2007, 08:55 AM | #8 | |
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10-17-2007, 09:17 AM | #9 |
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| This is great! |
10-17-2007, 12:19 PM | #10 |
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| That was cute. Thanks for sharing.
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10-17-2007, 01:10 PM | #11 |
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| 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." I just did this one. Thanks!
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10-17-2007, 02:14 PM | #12 | |
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__________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts! | |
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