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06-01-2007, 05:51 AM | #1 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
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| Joke I Just Received... I thought this was really funny... Tesco is a big chainstore supermarket here... ------ I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
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06-01-2007, 07:53 AM | #2 |
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06-01-2007, 08:29 AM | #3 |
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| hahahahha thats hilarious Last edited by xLoLa; 06-01-2007 at 08:30 AM. Reason: sp |
06-01-2007, 08:52 AM | #4 |
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| That's funny! I heard the same thing but with Pedigree or another dog food name.
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