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05-31-2007, 12:21 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: GERMANY
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| Need a laugh? The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." |
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05-31-2007, 12:35 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Long Island
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| lol!!! |
05-31-2007, 12:36 PM | #3 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| good one... thanks i needed that
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05-31-2007, 12:38 PM | #4 |
My Little Princess Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SUNNY,FLORIDA
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| lol!!!!! good one
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05-31-2007, 01:35 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ohio
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| ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
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05-31-2007, 01:36 PM | #7 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 660
| lol poor kid lol |
05-31-2007, 01:37 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: USA
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| Hahahaha!!! Oh my gosh, that cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh
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05-31-2007, 05:15 PM | #9 |
YT Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Missouri
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| oh that would be embarassing. |
05-31-2007, 05:18 PM | #10 |
Dogs Rule Cats Drool! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tennessee
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| OMG that would be bad.....
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