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04-19-2007, 07:31 AM | #1 |
Owned by 3 furballs Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Texas
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| Mini-skirt..............joke At a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and itwas her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her legs to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large cowboy who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! "I don't even know who you are?" The cowboy smiled and said, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."
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04-19-2007, 07:40 AM | #2 |
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| Heheheheheheheheheehheheheehehehehehee Heard it before but still funny!
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04-19-2007, 07:43 AM | #3 |
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| LOL That was a good one Jessy. First time hearing that. I'm passing it on! |
04-19-2007, 07:45 AM | #4 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | LOL !!! Thanks for that one ...I'm sending it to my buddy here in Houston who loves good jokes |
04-19-2007, 07:46 AM | #5 |
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| lolol
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04-19-2007, 08:43 AM | #6 |
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| Too funny
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04-19-2007, 09:08 AM | #7 |
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| LOL. That's cute.
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04-19-2007, 09:14 AM | #8 |
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| ha ha ha i like that one
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04-19-2007, 09:25 AM | #9 |
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| Hilarious! Thank you for making my day!!!!! I could just see Billy Ray Cryus standing there with his silly smile! |
04-19-2007, 09:30 AM | #10 |
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| oh thats funnny i had to email it off to my friends and go workers
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04-19-2007, 10:06 AM | #11 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Oh Jess!!! That was hilarious!!!! ((hee,hee))
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04-19-2007, 10:10 AM | #12 |
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| he he
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