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01-11-2007, 01:25 PM | #1 |
YT Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rockwell, NC
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| A Senior Joke...... A Senior Moment !! A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Lexus convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Lexus, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper I hope this made folks at least smile. Teri
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01-11-2007, 01:30 PM | #2 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | Hahahahhaha ! That was great ! Ok...I got one - |
01-11-2007, 01:49 PM | #3 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Those are funny! Thanks for sharing!
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01-12-2007, 09:57 AM | #4 | |
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Bravo!! Teri
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01-14-2007, 03:41 PM | #5 |
and Bernie's mom too!" Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
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| LOL! Very funny!
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01-14-2007, 05:04 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc.
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| BOTH of you are nuts!!!!
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01-14-2007, 05:06 PM | #7 |
Izzy's Momma Too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stuart, Florida
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| LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!
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