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12-15-2006, 08:56 AM | #1 |
YT Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rockwell, NC
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| The Purina Diet Have a laugh...even tho I had read this before...I laugh every time! Teri The Purina Diet I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no...I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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12-15-2006, 09:16 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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| Hoo boy, I LOVED that one!!! Amazing what people will believe when you mention the words 'new diet'!
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12-15-2006, 09:18 AM | #4 |
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| I shouldn't even laugh -- I am so gullible, I might have bought it for a while there myself.
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12-15-2006, 12:07 PM | #5 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pennsauken , NJ
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| funny.. walmartians will believe anything! lol...
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12-15-2006, 12:09 PM | #6 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois
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| Hahahahaha that's great!
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12-15-2006, 12:35 PM | #7 |
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| That's too funny. I have to find a Walmart around here. Seems that's where all the fun is! Carol & Buddy |
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