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12-01-2006, 09:15 AM | #1 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: El Paso, Texas
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| Kids Say the Darndest Things Humor The things we teach our children!!!! >3-year-old Reese: >"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's >Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from E-mail. > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash >baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as the were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting >together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers." > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!" > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old >son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said,"Did God throw him back down?" > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to >their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" |
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12-01-2006, 09:25 AM | #2 |
Cosmo, Minnie, and Lillian Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York
Posts: 3,107
| ty for sharing |
12-01-2006, 09:26 AM | #3 | |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | I had received this in my email and thought the first one was the cutest thing - & this one too Quote:
I sent it to all my friends - they're just precious | |
12-01-2006, 09:38 AM | #4 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
Posts: 16,218
| I received that in an e-mail recently. I thought they were hysterical. "Out of the mouths of Babes" for sure. I bet teachers could write books on this stuff. Carol & Buddy |
12-01-2006, 10:03 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Irving, TX
Posts: 3,180
| I used to teach the 3 and 4 year old Sunday School class at church. It was so much fun!! I always said I should have written down all the things they said. They're just so cute at that age! One thing that sticks out...during Christmas, we talked about baby Jesus, Mary, and JOFUS. (for some reason, none of them could say Joseph...it was always Jofus).
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12-01-2006, 10:11 AM | #6 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan
Posts: 681
| That's funny!!! One of my favorites from when my daughter was little was when we were walking outside and I saw a daddy long leg. I said "Ooooh Ari, look, there's a daddy long leg!!!", and she was like "Well, where's the Mommy long leg?!?". |
12-01-2006, 10:21 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sault Ste. Marie Ontario Canada
Posts: 860
| My daughter, Kaitlyn, was in Senior Kindergarten and was 4 years old. It was St. Patrick's day and everyone was dressed in green...the Educational Assistant, Sandy, was dressed as an elf. When she was talking about elves to the children, my daughter spoke up and said, 'there's no such thing as elves.' 'No?' said Sandy. 'No,' Kaitlyn replied. 'They've been extinct for years!' Kaitlyn is 17 now and whenever I see Sandy, she still talks to me about Kate's extinct elves..lol. |
12-01-2006, 10:25 AM | #8 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| i really liked thank' and villette , watch who you send emails too........
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