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10-30-2006, 02:40 PM | #1 |
BANNED! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: AL
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| why dogs cant use computers (FUNNY !) i found this and i thought it was funny, but im not sure if im posting it in the right section. TOP 21 REASONS DOGS CAN't USE COMPUTERS 21. Distracted by cats chasing the mouse. 20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98. 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. 16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail." 15. Fire mimisnticon simply frustrating. 14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working. 13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that virtual Frisbee. 12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver. 11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging. 10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb. 9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome. 8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... 7. Barking in next cubical keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. 6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. 5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, DELETE and SAVE are out of the question! 4. Saliva coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver. 3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg. 2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms. And the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers... 1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE ("Too hard to type with paws!") |
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10-30-2006, 02:56 PM | #2 |
I Love My Yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
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| That is funny
__________________ Chachi's & Jewels Mom Jewels http://www.dogster.com/?132431Chachi http://www.dogster.com/?132427 |
10-30-2006, 03:13 PM | #3 |
Little Bit & Buttons Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: US
Posts: 2,160
| Cute post Too cute |
10-30-2006, 03:26 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 12K Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Council Bluffs Iowa
Posts: 12,552
| That's really cute |
10-30-2006, 03:47 PM | #5 |
YT Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rockwell, NC
Posts: 465
| Cute...thanks for sharing. Teri
__________________ Phipps' Pretty Pooches Rockwell, NC 28138 |
10-30-2006, 03:51 PM | #6 |
I <3 Ferdinand Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Arizona
Posts: 1,444
| LOL, cute!
__________________ Britta ...and Ferdinand too |
10-30-2006, 09:48 PM | #7 |
Puppy Luv Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada
Posts: 2,678
| Loved it, thanks for sharing |
10-31-2006, 06:05 AM | #8 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sault Ste. Marie Ontario Canada
Posts: 860
| thanks...you and Mike gave me the laughs to get me through the day! |
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