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JCarlson2004 · 10-25-2006, 10:00 AM

Your name: Jennifer

Your city, state: NYC

Your phone number: (XXX) XXX-XXXX

Your email address: youain'tgettinmydog@haha.com

Yorkie(s) for Sale: 1 Male

Age of Yorkie(s): 2 Years Old

Weight of Yorkie(s) Parents: Does it matter? Codie has a big butt from his mama's side of the family!

Current weight of Yorkie(s) for sale: 9 lbs

Registration if any (AKC, etc): AKC

Price: PRICELESS!!

Age when puppies will be ready to be taken home: Now

Do you ship your Yorkies: Sure, why not!

Yes it's true, I decided to sell my little pork chop, Codie. This little boy is perfect for you if you like being kissed ALL DAY LONG and enjoy snuggling and cuddling in your sleep. He is 100% wee wee pad trained. He demands only the best food and treats ... especially homecooked treats.

Just be prepared for his MAJOR GAS ATTACKS!! Man oh man can that boy break wind!!

But if you don't mind the occassional smell of raunchy eggs, he's cute as a button! He has absolutely no tear staining (lucky lucky).

He is not a big walker. After 10 or so blocks, he usually forces you to carry him the rest of the way home. He likes to sleep in late in the mornings -- so don't you dare turn on the lights and disturb his slumber or else he'll get you with one of his turbo farts!!

So if you don't mind dealing with toxic gas, he's the man for you!!

PS - Can someone post a picture of my Codie boy for me? I'd really appreciate it!

PSS - Hahahahahaha!!

SWEETPEA · 10-25-2006, 10:04 AM

Rae Rae · 10-25-2006, 10:04 AM

I'm confused..are you getting this dog? Or is he yours?

JCarlson2004 · 10-25-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rae Rae

I'm confused..are you getting this dog? Or is he yours?

It's a JOKE!!

Almost everyone on YT knows Codie is my boy and I'd cut off my arm before I'd ever sell him.

magnolia · 10-25-2006, 10:06 AM

Great idea!!! Maybe I should list my "porker", Gabby for the same reasons

SweetCuteness · 10-25-2006, 10:07 AM

Rae Rae · 10-25-2006, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCarlson2004

It's a JOKE!!

Almost everyone on YT knows Codie is my boy and I'd cut off my arm before I'd ever sell him.

I get it now! LOL

mizzwanned · 10-25-2006, 10:07 AM

aww why are you selling him?

JCarlson2004 · 10-25-2006, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magnolia

Great idea!!! Maybe I should list my "porker", Gabby for the same reasons

Hahaha Codie is the most perfect little boy -- he ALWAYS wants me to hold him and cuddle him (which I LOVE). He's a true lap dog. But he sometimes has TOXIC gas!! But I still love his little stinky buns!!

mizzwanned · 10-25-2006, 10:08 AM

oh oops nevermind...lol whew i was like poor boy..after 2 yrs ??

JCarlson2004 · 10-25-2006, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mizzwanned

oh oops nevermind...lol whew i was like poor boy..after 2 yrs ??

Hahaha he's MIIIIIIINE!!

I think I would literally die if anything ever happened to him. Don't get my wrong, I LOVE my little Tee Tee mouse TO DEATH!! She's my angel and we're so close. But there's something between me and Codie, it's like we're soul mates. I would just die if anything happened to him. I remember when Codie was diagnosed with LP for the first time at the vet's office, I broke down right in front of the vet and the vet tech HYSTERICAL crying like a baby. I was so freaked out and after we left the vet's office, I actually threw up in the street. I know it sounds crazy but we just have such a strong bond -- he can sense when I'm sick or in pain. I love my little STINKY BUNS!!!

vainchick5 · 10-25-2006, 10:21 AM

Well I seem to remember him loving his auntie Nobie, so maybe you should just send him here

BamaFan121s · 10-25-2006, 10:30 AM

"Princess Feathers...this is the police department...please step away from the alcohol...."

JCarlson2004 · 10-25-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BamaFan121s

"Princess Feathers...this is the police department...please step away from the alcohol...."

No it's not alcohol ... it's the virgin Yorkie blood for the sacred dance of the boom boom!!

cindy0721 · 10-25-2006, 10:59 AM

As requested,.... taa taadaa daa... introducing to all the fine ladies
" Codie"

1. Codie & Tia
2. Codie & Tia Sleeping(my fav!!)
3. Codie
4. Codie

10-25-2006, 10:00 AM	#1
JCarlson2004 Mommy To 3 Poochies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York Posts: 8,287	Male Maltese For Sale [Tee Hee Hee!!] Your name: Jennifer Your city, state: NYC Your phone number: (XXX) XXX-XXXX Your email address: youain'tgettinmydog@haha.com Yorkie(s) for Sale: 1 Male Age of Yorkie(s): 2 Years Old Weight of Yorkie(s) Parents: Does it matter? Codie has a big butt from his mama's side of the family! Current weight of Yorkie(s) for sale: 9 lbs Registration if any (AKC, etc): AKC Price: PRICELESS!! Age when puppies will be ready to be taken home: Now Do you ship your Yorkies: Sure, why not! Yes it's true, I decided to sell my little pork chop, Codie. This little boy is perfect for you if you like being kissed ALL DAY LONG and enjoy snuggling and cuddling in your sleep. He is 100% wee wee pad trained. He demands only the best food and treats ... especially homecooked treats. Just be prepared for his MAJOR GAS ATTACKS!! Man oh man can that boy break wind!! But if you don't mind the occassional smell of raunchy eggs, he's cute as a button! He has absolutely no tear staining (lucky lucky). He is not a big walker. After 10 or so blocks, he usually forces you to carry him the rest of the way home. He likes to sleep in late in the mornings -- so don't you dare turn on the lights and disturb his slumber or else he'll get you with one of his turbo farts!! So if you don't mind dealing with toxic gas, he's the man for you!! PS - Can someone post a picture of my Codie boy for me? I'd really appreciate it! PSS - Hahahahahaha!! __________________ Mommy Loves Codie, Tia & Baby Cali RIP My Precious Katie - I Love You

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SWEETPEA My Little Princess Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SUNNY,FLORIDA Posts: 2,764	__________________ RACHEL & MISTY

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Rae Rae YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,823	I'm confused..are you getting this dog? Or is he yours? __________________ Owned by Rocky and Bella

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magnolia YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,459	Great idea!!! Maybe I should list my "porker", Gabby for the same reasons __________________ Suzi - mom to Gabby and Gage For Mickey

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mizzwanned Donating YT 11K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new york Posts: 14,007 Blog Entries: 2	aww why are you selling him?

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mizzwanned Donating YT 11K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new york Posts: 14,007 Blog Entries: 2	oh oops nevermind...lol whew i was like poor boy..after 2 yrs ??

10-25-2006, 10:21 AM	#12
vainchick5 YT 6000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: CA Posts: 6,588	Well I seem to remember him loving his auntie Nobie, so maybe you should just send him here __________________ Mommy to Coco and Rocco

10-25-2006, 10:30 AM	#13
BamaFan121s Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alabama Posts: 11,432	"Princess Feathers...this is the police department...please step away from the alcohol...."