Your name: Jennifer
Your city, state: NYC
Your phone number: (XXX) XXX-XXXX
Your email address: youain'tgettinmydog@haha.com
Yorkie(s) for Sale: 1 Male
Age of Yorkie(s): 2 Years Old
Weight of Yorkie(s) Parents: Does it matter? Codie has a big butt from his mama's side of the family!
Current weight of Yorkie(s) for sale: 9 lbs
Registration if any (AKC, etc): AKC
Price: PRICELESS!!
Age when puppies will be ready to be taken home: Now
Do you ship your Yorkies: Sure, why not!
Yes it's true, I decided to sell my little pork chop, Codie. This little boy is perfect for you if you like being kissed ALL DAY LONG and enjoy snuggling and cuddling in your sleep. He is 100% wee wee pad trained. He demands only the best food and treats ... especially homecooked treats.
Just be prepared for his MAJOR GAS ATTACKS!! Man oh man can that boy break wind!!
But if you don't mind the occassional smell of raunchy eggs, he's cute as a button! He has absolutely no tear staining (lucky lucky).
He is not a big walker. After 10 or so blocks, he usually forces you to carry him the rest of the way home. He likes to sleep in late in the mornings -- so don't you dare turn on the lights and disturb his slumber or else he'll get you with one of his turbo farts!!
So if you don't mind dealing with toxic gas, he's the man for you!!
PS - Can someone post a picture of my Codie boy for me? I'd really appreciate it!
PSS - Hahahahahaha!!