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09-28-2006, 07:29 AM | #1 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN
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| Simple home remedies... I got these in an email this morning and they are hilarious. Just wanted to share a good laugh with you guys! SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! the blockage will be instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Sometimes we need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
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09-28-2006, 07:50 AM | #2 |
Mommy To 3 Poochies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York
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| LOLOL!!! I love it!!
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09-28-2006, 07:56 AM | #3 |
I <3 Ferdinand Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Arizona
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| LOL. thanks for the laugh!
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09-28-2006, 08:18 AM | #4 |
Crazy about Kacee! Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Kansas
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| Hillarious!
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09-28-2006, 08:23 AM | #5 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| that was good, thanks for the laugh i needed it
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09-28-2006, 09:31 AM | #6 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: McCook, NE
Posts: 62
| Those are great! |
09-28-2006, 05:13 PM | #7 |
Peeka Boo I See You! Donating Member | i totally need to try the mouse trap thing lol i can never get up
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09-28-2006, 08:44 PM | #8 |
Cosmo, Minnie, and Lillian Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York
Posts: 3,107
| thats so funnnnnnyyy especially the first one |
09-29-2006, 02:37 PM | #9 |
Love my handsome boys Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Windham, NH
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| HAAAAA, good post.
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09-29-2006, 06:39 PM | #10 |
I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington
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| hahaha i will definitely try those... |
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