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06-27-2006, 12:46 PM | #1 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Florida
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| Home Remedies (funny) 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache. 8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape. 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. |
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06-27-2006, 01:44 PM | #3 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Eastern PA
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| have to add butter knife to the essentials.
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06-27-2006, 01:49 PM | #4 | |
Phantom Queen Morrigan Donating Member | Quote:
ah yes, i've used that quite a few times to unlock doors in my apartment at school
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06-27-2006, 02:47 PM | #5 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois
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| Hahahaha those are great! |
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