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04-18-2005, 09:07 PM | #1 |
YT 6000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA
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| 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives or sweethearts 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 6. A dog's parents never visit. 7. Dogs don't hate their bodies. 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. 11. Dogs can't talk. 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on them without calling you a pervert. 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck. 25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus. 26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. Just got this via email from a friend... Just a joke, not meant to offend anyone of course! Last edited by fasteddie; 04-18-2005 at 09:10 PM. |
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04-18-2005, 09:35 PM | #2 |
YT Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fort Walton Beach, Florida
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| Too funny and very cute :-) |
04-18-2005, 09:48 PM | #3 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California
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| not two wives or sweethearts huh?????.......... you might be surprised just how many men do cheat on their significant others........ and vise versa... personally, i find one significant other frustrating, i cant imagine doubling it I thought the one about putting them to sleep was sad |
04-18-2005, 11:03 PM | #4 |
The Royal Mommy Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: California
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| VERY funny! I read this to my husband and he kept saying "Yup!" Thanks for the laugh!!
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04-19-2005, 09:21 AM | #5 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: California
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| I know my husband agrees with these. LOL
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