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05-17-2006, 05:56 AM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mt. Ulla, NC
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| Just a little laugh for wednesday. This is not to affend anyone... I'm blonde The blonde girl > A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy!" she > yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count > to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" > > "Very good," said her mother. > > "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. > > "Yes, it's because you're blonde." > > The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy!" > she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids > said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" > > "Very good," said her mother. > > "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" > > "Yes, it's because you're blonde." > > The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy!" > she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all > the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her > tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's. > > "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. > > "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" > > "No, Honey, its because you're 27."
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05-17-2006, 02:21 PM | #2 |
Gus Is The Fuss Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Jersey
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| That is funny! My sister (she's blonde) sends me blonde jokes all the time. She'll get a kick out of this one.
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