[cribal]

This is not to affend anyone... I'm blonde

The blonde girl

> A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy!" she
> yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count
> to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
>
> "Very good," said her mother.
>
> "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
>
> "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
>
> The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy!"
> she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
> said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
>
> "Very good," said her mother.
>
> "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
>
> "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
>
> The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy!"
> she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all
> the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her
> tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's.
>
> "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
>
> "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
>
> "No, Honey, its because you're 27."