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05-09-2006, 10:34 AM | #1 |
My Little Biker Dude Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alabama
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| Sandal Season Is Here - Sandal Rules To Follow Just a friendly reminder, it's that time of the year again... time for sandals and open toe shoes Please raise your BIG TOE and repeat after me: I pledge to follow The Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes: 1. I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hangover and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps. 2. I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. 3. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. 4. I will shave the hairs off my big toe. 5. I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend/co-worker/mother/sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there. 6. If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it -- no matter how much it hurts. 7. I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him. 8. I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low,low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat, and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle. 9. I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages. 10. I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/co-worker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes look like they've been dragged behind her car on the way to work and no sandal in the world is going to make her feet look good. 11. I will promise if I wear flip flops, that I will ensure they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them. 12. I will promise to go to my local beauty school at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $20 and worth EVERY penny). I say spend another $20.00 and get an even better one.
__________________ ******************** Debbie G. - Oscar's Mom ********** PRAYERS FOR ALL THOSE KICKING CANCER'S BUTT!!! ****************** RIP SHARON 8-10-63 to 9-21-08 |
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05-09-2006, 10:37 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Carolina
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05-09-2006, 10:48 AM | #4 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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05-09-2006, 10:55 AM | #5 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | LOL ....Of course you HAD to post this after I touched up my Big Toe These are GREAT and I think I DO want a pedicure - they ARE worth every penny |
05-09-2006, 11:00 AM | #6 |
& Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
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| That is funny, and needs to be brought out of the vault every Spring!
__________________ Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue' "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~Anatole France~ |
05-09-2006, 11:04 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
Posts: 4,637
| LOL! I am the flip-flop queen! That is the only thing I wear in the summer and spring, heck in the winter and fall sometimes! I love them! I will remember to abide by the rules
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05-09-2006, 11:05 AM | #8 |
My Little Biker Dude Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alabama
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| I thought it was funny...but very needed! I actually got this in an email today! I have NEVER had a pedicure...would love to have one tho...I always say that the one thing I feel that really shows my age is my feet!!! It is a constant battle to keep these heels from being considered lethal weapons!!! And my toenails are not even painted right now...I guess I need to practice what I post huh!!! I think I will get me a pedicure this week and maybe then I can keep it all under control...LOL
__________________ ******************** Debbie G. - Oscar's Mom ********** PRAYERS FOR ALL THOSE KICKING CANCER'S BUTT!!! ****************** RIP SHARON 8-10-63 to 9-21-08 |
05-09-2006, 11:08 AM | #9 | |
My Little Biker Dude Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alabama
Posts: 2,065
| Me too!!! Quote:
__________________ ******************** Debbie G. - Oscar's Mom ********** PRAYERS FOR ALL THOSE KICKING CANCER'S BUTT!!! ****************** RIP SHARON 8-10-63 to 9-21-08 | |
05-09-2006, 11:09 AM | #10 | |
Donating YT 10K Club Member | Quote:
Sandels subjected to bread bakin' whisper when you open your closet door.... oh, please, don't pick me, don't pick me.
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05-09-2006, 11:10 AM | #11 | |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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What!! never had a pedicure... Girl get your bootie down the the shop right now and see what you've been missing!!!
__________________ "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle." Alphy 's Roxy | |
05-09-2006, 11:14 AM | #12 | |
My Little Biker Dude Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alabama
Posts: 2,065
| He, he, he!!! Quote:
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05-09-2006, 11:17 AM | #13 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| Hop on that scoot and get over here. I'll treat.
__________________ "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle." Alphy 's Roxy |
05-09-2006, 11:28 AM | #14 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
Posts: 6,306
| The pantyhose one is DEFINITELY most important. Ew ew ew ew ewwwww!!! I never wear pantyhose no matter what!
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05-09-2006, 11:35 AM | #15 | |
My Little Biker Dude Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alabama
Posts: 2,065
| Well let's see Whitney...As much as I would love to come... Quote:
__________________ ******************** Debbie G. - Oscar's Mom ********** PRAYERS FOR ALL THOSE KICKING CANCER'S BUTT!!! ****************** RIP SHARON 8-10-63 to 9-21-08 | |
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