|
Welcome to the YorkieTalk.com Forums Community - the community for Yorkshire Terriers. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You will be able to chat with over 35,000 YorkieTalk members, read over 2,000,000 posted discussions, and view more than 15,000 Yorkie photos in the YorkieTalk Photo Gallery after you register. We would love to have you as a member! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please click here to contact us. |
|
| LinkBack | Thread Tools |
04-26-2006, 12:02 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Queens, NY
Posts: 944
| Little Green Dogs...a nostalgic post Little Green Dogs: A nostalgic post This morning after sending my lil sis to school, and while I was driving I saw this guy walking his dog. The dog was a small little white Bishon type and it made me think of this one summer when there was this EVIL little white male dog terrorizing my block. OMG I mean I LOVE animals but this one was pure evil!!~ It would stalk the block at night & strategically take a crap on sidewalks and not to mention peoples lawns. I can't believe his owners just let this dog run around freely in the neighborhood. EVIL EVIL EVIL!!~ And what made it worse is that since my mom had a dog (her name is Nin, cute medium sized australian cattle dog mix. Yes she was spayed at the time.) and she's a girl I guess she attracted the lil demon or something cos it always felt the need to piss around my house. OMG I hated that. I was mad, but remained calm hoping that someday it'll just go away, but like I said it was a DEMON, and it just didn't go away. Until one night I caught it trying to pee by my side door!!!!~ (We have a small studio in the basement where my bedroom was, and I had my own exit) OMG that was the last straw. I chased it down the block, but the demon sprinted out and got away. So, defeated but still determined I walked back home, plotting my next action. I remember thinking to myself, 'If I ever catch that demon, Imma shave it & write TIE UP UR DAMN DOG on it in permanent marker.' (LoL....yes, I'm psychotic. Okay maybe I wouldn't have really done that, but the thought DID cross my mind) A day or so passed, and it still kept coming around, and I knew I probably wouldn't be able to physically catch it. I wanted to know so badly who the owner was so I could call them & give them a piece of my mind! So I was sitting up in my bedroom, complaining to boyfriend about it and he said something along the lines of "wouldnt it be funny if were able to paint that dog?" And that was all I needed to devise my master plan. Ladies and Gentlemen, I immediately grabbed my Super Soaker that I had begged my father to buy me, and I ran upstairs to the kitchen. I franticly searched the cabinets for my chosen ammunition, GREEN FOOD COLORING. *cackles* I filled up my Super Soaker with water, mixed with a very high concentration of green food coloring & tested it on a white rag we had lying around. *cackles* It was PERFECT. All I needed now was bait, cos I knew that the demon, knowing that I've always chased it down the block screaming would not trust me, and would be weary of getting within my argo range. I then looked down at the floor by my side & there she was, curled in a ball, my lil Ninny-poo. She was going to be my bait. So that night after I showered & jumped into my jammies I waited. It usually comes around about 1am in the morning so I decide I should take Nin for a walk. Holding Nin on a leash on one hand & wielding my Super Soaker in another I proceeded with caution. I gave my SuperSoaker a few pumps to charge up, then without warning, it appeared...the spawn of Satan himself!!~ I carefully "walked" Nin in its direction, remaining calm as possible, and it saw Nin. It started sniffing around & slowly walked over towards Nin & I. I didn't make any sudden movements, nor did I even look at it, for fear I was going to scare it away. It walked right up to Nin & started sniffing her nose, it was within 4inches of me & that's when I made my move. I began shooting at it thinking "you're mine now bastage!" And it bolted like a bat outta hell. But thanks to my trusty SuperSoaker which shoots upwards to 70 feet, I was able to chase it down the block, spraying all the way. *cackles* I looked down at Nin & she was happily waging her tail. She barked a happy little bark & I knew that she was happy for our victory as well. As we walked home I caught a glimpse of the demon, as it was retreating down the block. And there in the light of the streetlamp was a green dog. I slowly walked home in my jammies, with Nin beside me on a leash in one hand, and still wielding my SuperSoaker in the other. Victory was ours!! HahhAHhahAHhahAHahAHhAHahhahaha... I remember thinking to myself, I wish I could see its owner's reaction when they see it. HAhhahAhahhAhaHhahahahhAaa... I never saw that dog again. Sometimes I wonder what ever became of that demon...(Hahahha okay you all probably think I'm a psychopath, but I was just thinking about this & I thought it'd be an interesting post)
__________________ Sango , Vash http://www.dogster.com/?180653 Sango's Dogster |
Welcome Guest! | |
04-26-2006, 12:09 PM | #2 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 1,002
| well done Thanks for that story you have really made my day.Its nice to know that you solved the problem in such a funny way.There are some sick people out there that might have resorted to somethine really cruel and hurtful.As I will always say blame the owners not the dog.
__________________ Dianne & Prudence |
04-26-2006, 12:13 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Queens, NY
Posts: 944
| It was definetly the owner's fault. Letting an intact male dog roam the streets of the neighborhood. I was sure that if his owner saw that his dog had turned green it should teach them to keep him indoors. or at least supervised when he's out.
__________________ Sango , Vash http://www.dogster.com/?180653 Sango's Dogster |
04-26-2006, 12:53 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
Posts: 4,021
| I like how you think!
__________________ Teri Owned by and completely devoted to Tucker... Maddie, we will always love you Bandit, you are always in my heart Proud Member SSLS |
Bookmarks |
|
|
| |
|
|
SHOP NOW: Amazon :: eBay :: Buy.com :: Newegg :: PetStore :: Petco :: PetSmart