I'm Playing "Scam the Scammer." Follow the Emails Here!

[BabyFidgette]

That email was soooo funny I had to have my cousin read it. He was laughing his @ss off! LOLOL Nice job!

[Cares4Dogs]

There are two of us creating the names and the stories....Next email we are gonna introduce Draggin's sister, but her name is gonna be a surprise..LOL Also there will be a really fat one, we have yet to name her.

[Cares4Dogs]

Oh no---got this email too

Hello Green,

Thanks for the mail.how was your work and your family.
My name is pastor jame jone and i was told about the puppies u want to buy. i am very happy to read from you cos i have been told every things about the puppies, i was even told about the donkey your friend want to buy too.
so i call a friend who has four donkey he want to sell which is two males and two females.so i want you to tell your friend about the donkey if your friend still want to buy or not pls mail me so that i can tell my friend to give me the total cos of the donkey including the shipping money so that your friend can pay the money thgrough western union transfer .and as for the puppies i will give you the pics tomorow
thanks
hope to read from you aspa

pastor jame




I need to tell them its Eutetha Green--not Green!!!

[Bizzymammabee]

Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

I didn't even write Cindy a nasty letter yet!!! And she confessed to me! I can't believe it!! Did I turn someone around? Yeah right! She says she's 16? Now she's trying to play the "let me make these rich people feel bad for me" card. I doubt this is true, but I can't believe she confessed anyway. I can't wait to write my reply!

Thanks for the reply.well i will like you to know that i am sufferring in this nigeria so that is why we started samming people.i am a child of 16 years old without mum.so i am an artsit.so how could u think about this now.see i am not from usa and also i am not selling any dogs or pups.we are just looking for money to survive.

My name is Teejanee and i am not cindy..

Bye

How bad can she be suffering if she is online and has access...please. She is worried that she finally met her match in a wealthy person that can indeed use their resources to track her down and get something going for fraud.

[Bizzymammabee]

Originally Posted by Cares4Dogs

K--we got this email from Cindy and our reply follows...this is slap @ss funny!


thanks for the response, well i would like to know if you are still interested in the jackass because so many people are requesting for it and i tell them that someone else has paid for it which is not so. Let me know what is on your mind latest today so as to finilize everything.

You said you needed a male and a female, well i am going to my cousins place to get you a female there so asap i get there, i will email you concerning the one i can see there.

Umm.... but as for my jackass, i am requesting $4000 for it and shipping to you is $200 and i can collect $3200 upfront payment and asap you get the ass you can balance my payment of $1000.


Do get back to me asap if you recieve this email to know your own opinion.

NB: I will be needing the below info, please provide them in your next email:
FULL NAME:
FULL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIPCODE:
CONTACT PHONE NBR:

Thanks

Cindy







Dear Cindy,

Thank you for returning my email about your jackass. I would like to see some pictures of your @ss before I buy it. Oh and the other @ss too.

Why are you in a hurry to sell your @ss--is it sick? Did I tell you I don't want a diseased @ss? Once Uranus had a cold. It was so disgusting and I had to strap a box of Puffs Plus to his back so that when he was carrying tourists up and down and up and down the hillside, he wouldn't have to do it with a snotty nose and they were nice enough to help him blow it. Bless his heart! Once he sneezed in a lady's face and she punched my @ss so hard. Poor Uranus!!! It cost a lot to fix that tooth.

I had Uranus trained to carry a roll of toilet tissue on his tail because the tourists complained if he had poop on his toosh. He liked having his butt wiped. Does your @ss like having its butt wiped? Do you think your @ss can be trained to wipe too? I'd hate to have another dirty and stinky @ss. Poor Uranus (I hope someone found him and is wiping his poor toochie).

Is your @ss broke? If so, how broke is your @ss?

Is your cousins' @ss broke too? How much for your cousins @ss?

Oh, when the @sses are shipped, how long does it take for your @ss to arrive? Will it arrive at my farm or will I need to go pick your @ss up? What is the name of the freight carrier that's gonna ship your @ss?

You wouldn't happen to know where I can find a teacup jackass do you? I would really like a tiny @ss to carry the little tourists up and down, and up and down the hillside too. I've got one tourist that is so scared of heights and he has requested a teacup jackass over and over, but not one so small the @sses tooshie will drag the ground-that would totally defeat the purpose of training them to carry toilet paper.

We had a teacup @ss a long time ago. His name was Balldraggin.....Ole Draggin was a good teacup @ss, but we had to have him castrated, well, his name tells all.....Poor Draggin. People still ask about my Balldraggin @ss. We never had to wipe his butt cuz he was a low riding @ss. We're real sorry we never got to breed Balldraggin.

Im so so glad you wrote me back, Cindy. Im so happy your going to sell me some @sses.

Sincerely,

Ussadam Schammer

Oh damn....lol. I can't type anymore becuase I am howling laughing here at work.

[carolina yorkie]

Originally Posted by Cares4Dogs

Dear Cindy,

Thank you for returning my email regarding your @ss.

I would like a couple of @sses, but right now I can only afford one or two. I would like a male and a female so that I can breed little @sses. What can you tell me about breeding baby @sses??

Uranus ran away because he was scared of snakes and when he saw it, he squealed, turned and ran away and boy is that @ss fast!!! It wasn't even a real snake! I so miss my brown nose ass. Uranus was loved by everyone who knew him.....We are still searching for Uranus and we put an ad in the paper...the newspaper felt so bad that they created a new heading in their lost and found section and named it "Have You Seen My @ss" and reads "for the love of my @ss, please come back". Oh-did I tell you the township has pitched in to find my @ss and put up a $10,000 reward if my @ss is found?

Your @ss can carry 400 pounds you say? That must be a pretty big @ss.

Can you send me pictures of your @ss?

You didn't tell me where you keep your @ss.

Do @sses come in different sizes?

I can't wait to breed @sses. Do they have litters of @sses or just one @ss at a time? I don't know anything about @sses, Uranus was the only @ss I ever had.

Thank you for your time, Cindy, I cant wait to see your @ss.

Sincerely

Ussadam

OMG!!! ROFLMAO over this one!! I have laughed and laughed at this thread so much my sides hurt!! It almost makes me want to go scammer hunting!!

[BabyFidgette]

Originally Posted by carolina yorkie

OMG!!! ROFLMAO over this one!! I have laughed and laughed at this thread so much my sides hurt!! It almost makes me want to go scammer hunting!!

Do it!!! We need good scammer hunters out there!

[Passionfruition]

OMG I'm cracking up here. That @ss email is so funny I'm about to pee my pants, LM@ssO!!!!!

[Cares4Dogs]

I guess Cindy's gone or changed names...she didn't reply to the jackass email so I forwarded it onto an email I received from pastor jame jone claiming he has the puppies and jackass and is selling them for Cindy. Oh and he mentions his wife is a vet.....hahahahahaha


But you know--for a pastor--he has awful grammar too. This could get interesting.

[lynnt34]

Is this still going on.......this is hilarious!!!
I tried telling my hubby about this but he decided to read your posts! Now, he is a very serious business man but you ppl have brought this man ......laughter and i mean belly laughs and tears streaming down his face!
He told his general manager that if he ever wants to harrass anyone or drive someone crazy........he knows where to find the right ppl!! so now we are both rflmao.......and our kids are thinking we have finally lost it!

[BabyFidgette]

Originally Posted by Cares4Dogs

I guess Cindy's gone or changed names...she didn't reply to the jackass email so I forwarded it onto an email I received from pastor jame jone claiming he has the puppies and jackass and is selling them for Cindy. Oh and he mentions his wife is a vet.....hahahahahaha


But you know--for a pastor--he has awful grammar too. This could get interesting.

I still have to write her about the email she sent me! I did have the time yet.

[Cares4Dogs]

Babyfidgett, you could always write cindy and say the new fad is to own a jackass...and you want one too.. and she'll do a 360 (is that what it is-a 360)? Cindy is running scared....LOL

I've had a great time with this -taking out my aggressions via jackass.

[vainchick5]

So after Nicole posted that Cindy confessed I sent her the following two emails with no response from her. I know nothing will happen to her, but I want her to be scared everytime she gets a knock at the door

Teejanee, I want to know what kind of scam you think you are running here?? I have researched you and your "company" and I found out that you are a scam artist. Lucky for me, my husband and I are both police officers and can have you arrested immediately through the US embassy in Africa. Why do you scam innocent people out of money, why do you sell nonexistent puppies to people who just want a puppy? You had better start talking before I report you. I have gotten people in the UK, Africa and Asia arrested for scamming people online. This is what I do for a living. Now you better come clean. And don't tell you you need the money, because you obviously have a computer and internet access. It is a very very cruel thing you are doing to people and you WILL be punished for it.

Just to let you know, the authorities have been on your trail for a long time. We have record of all of your conversations not just with myself, but with at least 8 other people. You know what that means?? That means you will be in jail for a long time because there is evidence against you. I suggest you get yourself a lawyer before your arrest. We know your other emails as well. If you hadn't tried to scam people out of their money, you wouldn't be in trouble with the law. But you obviously weren't as smart as you thought you were.
Good luck in Prison
Your arresting officer

[Cares4Dogs]

Woooooohoooooooo VainChick.

haha no wonder she's running....

she's using that other email....i'll post it tonight cuz Im working today.

[BabyFidgette]

Originally Posted by vainchick5

So after Nicole posted that Cindy confessed I sent her the following two emails with no response from her. I know nothing will happen to her, but I want her to be scared everytime she gets a knock at the door

Teejanee, I want to know what kind of scam you think you are running here?? I have researched you and your "company" and I found out that you are a scam artist. Lucky for me, my husband and I are both police officers and can have you arrested immediately through the US embassy in Africa. Why do you scam innocent people out of money, why do you sell nonexistent puppies to people who just want a puppy? You had better start talking before I report you. I have gotten people in the UK, Africa and Asia arrested for scamming people online. This is what I do for a living. Now you better come clean. And don't tell you you need the money, because you obviously have a computer and internet access. It is a very very cruel thing you are doing to people and you WILL be punished for it.

Just to let you know, the authorities have been on your trail for a long time. We have record of all of your conversations not just with myself, but with at least 8 other people. You know what that means?? That means you will be in jail for a long time because there is evidence against you. I suggest you get yourself a lawyer before your arrest. We know your other emails as well. If you hadn't tried to scam people out of their money, you wouldn't be in trouble with the law. But you obviously weren't as smart as you thought you were.
Good luck in Prison
Your arresting officer

Great job!!