"I was expecting to get a really, really young Yorkie. Well, it's too old for me now! What is it? 2 or 3 months old now? That's TOO old. I wanted a pup that was like 3 or 4 weeks old!" - Ahhhh ha ha ha! :lol tears

I'm so glad you got your money back :congrats:

And nice touch bringing up Mark Fazzina!

I hope she answers!

PS: I love your dark humor side.... What will you do to top this?

U know I really didn't pay anything, right? :p

Gee! I'm not Cindy!!! I was trying to be funny....;)

LOL, okay, just making sure. It is 3am here in Jersey. I think it's time to go to sleep! :dogzzz:

Ok just heard back from Cindy regarding her jackasses...I will post my reply when I am done with it...Can you believe she asks if my @ss "Uranus" maybe didnt get enough love and rest....:lol tears

Hello Ussadam ,
thanks for the mail.Actually i will like you to know that the price of the jackass is $4000 but i will like you to know that it is negotiable and also i will like you to know that i have both male and female and there are many ages jackass here.we have the one of 1years very strong and in good health and also we have lke that.yes it carries 400 pounds and i will like you to take very good care of my baby cause i will be missing her.Yes it does not have brown nose.and about your own jackass i cant beleive he/she ran away maybe you dont give enough rest and love?Well i will like you to know that i will ship the jackass by sea and also i will like you to know that it will cost the amount of $200 for the shipping to your place and also i will ike you to know that i will need your full contact information.

Thanks and personal thanks.

Get back to me asap.

Cindy.

You got this b**ch thinking she's gonna get $4200 out of you?!? GREAT JOB!!!! :thumbup: :D

I am so relieved that "your new ass" doesn't have a brown nose!!! OMG too funny! Also, you might want to try and give your new ass more love and rest. I mean, walking the fat man up and down the mountain all day can be harsh!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Someone should inquire about getting a child from her. I wonder how she would ship it? HAHAHA.

Good idea! I think we have a job for you! ;)

Thats kinda scary to email about real humans---but curious how much she'd charge for one..

I wish there was some way to get these scammers and lock them up or expose them further than this.

You are so funny! I love how you keep saying @$$ over and over! LOLOL :D

My parents would be so disappointed in my @$$ because of how freely I've been using the term.....LOL

Actually my mother is very amused by all of this and makes me forward the emails to her.....

I told my mom about it too, but I haven't sent her the emails. When I'm finished with Cindy (which looks to be soon since her @$$ hasn't written me back yet :D. She's too busy looking at your @$$! LOL) I'll show mom all the emails. Oh, my mom sells on eBay and she said she once got one of those Nigerian scammers to try and scam her. They wanted to buy one of her auctions, and offered to give her more money via check if they can wire the funds via Paypal. Or something like that. She didn't do it, and they never wrote back. Onto the next victim, right?

Soooo, Who is going to volenteer to ask her if she has any children for sale? I just cant wait to see what ya come up with, and what she has to say about that!!!! Hurry please..... I'm so excited! I'd do it myself but I'm at work using their computer.:D

I cant wait for someone to ask if she herself is for sale :D

It's just amazing how far people will go to screw you over. I think this has been the best 1.5 hours I have spent on YT. It has made my work day go by soooo much faster!

**Did the couple that had their web site stolen ever respond to anyone that brought this to their attention?**

oh goody I found me a scammer of my own.
the ad says there are in miami FL but the phone numer is from boston. not much more info yet tho.

has anyone checked those sites for pics of their own dogs? the pic I got a few months ago looked very familiar but I never could figure out where it was from

Gosh this is sooo funny! I love Ussadam...I hope you get your @$$!! Om my goodness this has me cracking up. Someone should try to "order" a child. But it would have to be like you're pretending big time to be on the down low about it. Something like, "PLease don't mention this to anyone at all, but since I trust you Cindy I was wondering if you could do me a favor. I know that you can get many things like dogs and @$$e$, but Cindy do you think you could get me a child, a human child. I dont care what age it is, and I don't care if it a boy child or girl child, as long as it is younger than five".....blah blah blah.
I would do it but I'm leaving soon so I can't invest myself too much into this adventure!!! We need another volunteer!

O My GOD!!! Cindy CONFESSES!!!!!!!!
 

I didn't even write Cindy a nasty letter yet!!! And she confessed to me! I can't believe it!! Did I turn someone around? :eek: Yeah right! She says she's 16? Now she's trying to play the "let me make these rich people feel bad for me" card. I doubt this is true, but I can't believe she confessed anyway. I can't wait to write my reply! :cool:

Thanks for the reply.well i will like you to know that i am sufferring in this nigeria so that is why we started samming people.i am a child of 16 years old without mum.so i am an artsit.so how could u think about this now.see i am not from usa and also i am not selling any dogs or pups.we are just looking for money to survive.

My name is Teejanee and i am not cindy..

Bye

Yeah, you kind of have to feel sorry for her, but sooooooo not good! They must be in a horrible situation there, but they take advantage of the American $$$$ and the stupidity of some Americans. That is soooo not right!

I dont feel any pitty--why should anyone believe that story?? The only truth to that is the scamming part. They are living well enough to afford a computer and internet access....thats pretty good.

True. I kinda felt sorry at first, but then I figured...she lied before, so why should she tell the truth. BUT! Why did she tell me that she was scamming? I never told her that I knew. Did she figure it out? I have no idea. Probably when I get home I'm going to write her back. I have to think about what I'm going to say!

Ok I've got some emails from Cindy....Ussadam got some as well.


thanks for the response, well i would like you to notidy me if you are still needing the pups because many buyers are requesting for them and i told them sold which i havent collected any payment from you.
Pls let me know your own opinion concerning the pups so as to finilize everything.
NB: Concerning the Vet Check papers, Vaccinations even the SHOTS are Upto date and everything are in papers but my scanner is bad now and there is no way i can get them showed to you but i promise to keep all DOCUMENTS in the shipment when they are coming.
Looking forward for your response asap.
Thanks
Cindy.




I have no interest in purchasing pups without seeing the documentation.

Thank you.


Hello Green,

Thanks for the mail you have send to me.
i am very happy to mail cos i just received a letter from my company that i will be going to London on a business trip.So i went to church yesterday to inform my pastor which is PASTOR JAME JONE about the puppies i want to sell for you,the pastor is ready to give you the information on my behalf.so pls i will be travelling tomorrow and i will give my pastor the puppies and the document so that he will give you and pay to him cos i trust him and he is a man of God who belives in God.
pls this is the mail of the pastor below:
pastorjame_jone@yahoo.com
I told him everything about the puppies and also his wife is a veterian doctor so they will email you the document you are needed..
Hope to read from you soonest....
thanks and personal regards.
Still remain.
Cindy.

I think "Cindy" is getting scared and she's just changing email addresses....

Cindy--Liar Liar pants on FIRE

I can't believe this! When I write her can I mention this emai? Or would it be too obvious?

haha she probably wont realize it....

I've been telling her over and over "I dont want your puppies" and I keep getting emails....but dont mention the jackass..that way we can keep that one going.

K--we got this email from Cindy and our reply follows...this is slap @ss funny!


thanks for the response, well i would like to know if you are still interested in the jackass because so many people are requesting for it and i tell them that someone else has paid for it which is not so. Let me know what is on your mind latest today so as to finilize everything.

You said you needed a male and a female, well i am going to my cousins place to get you a female there so asap i get there, i will email you concerning the one i can see there.

Umm.... but as for my jackass, i am requesting $4000 for it and shipping to you is $200 and i can collect $3200 upfront payment and asap you get the ass you can balance my payment of $1000.


Do get back to me asap if you recieve this email to know your own opinion.

NB: I will be needing the below info, please provide them in your next email:
FULL NAME:
FULL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIPCODE:
CONTACT PHONE NBR:

Thanks

Cindy







Dear Cindy,

Thank you for returning my email about your jackass. I would like to see some pictures of your @ss before I buy it. Oh and the other @ss too.

Why are you in a hurry to sell your @ss--is it sick? Did I tell you I don't want a diseased @ss? Once Uranus had a cold. It was so disgusting and I had to strap a box of Puffs Plus to his back so that when he was carrying tourists up and down and up and down the hillside, he wouldn't have to do it with a snotty nose and they were nice enough to help him blow it. Bless his heart! Once he sneezed in a lady's face and she punched my @ss so hard. Poor Uranus!!! It cost a lot to fix that tooth.

I had Uranus trained to carry a roll of toilet tissue on his tail because the tourists complained if he had poop on his toosh. He liked having his butt wiped. Does your @ss like having its butt wiped? Do you think your @ss can be trained to wipe too? I'd hate to have another dirty and stinky @ss. Poor Uranus (I hope someone found him and is wiping his poor toochie).

Is your @ss broke? If so, how broke is your @ss?

Is your cousins' @ss broke too? How much for your cousins @ss?

Oh, when the @sses are shipped, how long does it take for your @ss to arrive? Will it arrive at my farm or will I need to go pick your @ss up? What is the name of the freight carrier that's gonna ship your @ss?

You wouldn't happen to know where I can find a teacup jackass do you? I would really like a tiny @ss to carry the little tourists up and down, and up and down the hillside too. I've got one tourist that is so scared of heights and he has requested a teacup jackass over and over, but not one so small the @sses tooshie will drag the ground-that would totally defeat the purpose of training them to carry toilet paper.

We had a teacup @ss a long time ago. His name was Balldraggin.....Ole Draggin was a good teacup @ss, but we had to have him castrated, well, his name tells all.....Poor Draggin. People still ask about my Balldraggin @ss. We never had to wipe his butt cuz he was a low riding @ss. We're real sorry we never got to breed Balldraggin.

Im so so glad you wrote me back, Cindy. Im so happy your going to sell me some @sses.

Sincerely,

Ussadam Schammer

Blahhhhhh Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaa!!! You are so stinkin' creative! I can stop laughting at the name of your Teacup!!! Draggin! Love it!