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Okay I've got two emails from Cindy. hello,thanks for the mail.i will like you to know that i am back in the state now so i think you can send the money for me so that i can send the pup at once and the necessary document along.... Thanks.. Cindy... Wow back-boy was that fast. Where are you, maybe I live close to you and can come get the pup and pay cash, but I wont purchase a pup without seeing the information I have requested. Euteffa Hello,thanks for the mail.Well i will like to know that are you not interesting in the pup again?and also i can get you the jackass/donkey for the amount 3500$ so i will like you to get back to me with your info so that i can get the jackass/donkey and i will like you to know that i am back in the state...........so tell me what you think... Thanks.. Cindy... Cindy, I still want puppies and a jackass. The jackass is for a friend who gives tours on the mountain sides. How old is the jackass and is it in good health? For that price, I definately need the paperwork on it. I think my friend will go pick it up because I dont think its possible to ship a jackass on domestic flights. Euteffa |
Isnt it funny how "Nicole" sends email saying she is in Nigeria and is coming over and now Cindy says she's back in the states. |
Hummmm wasnt her whole purpose of selling her pup because of the "arsh" weather in nigeria---maybe we should suggest that she can keep the pup since she's not in the "arsh" weather anymore. |
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Cindy's a Female Dog! Hello,thanks for the mail.well i will like you to know that the name omotayo,that is my shipper;s agent name,so i dont know the one Temitope and that is the person that collect the money so I dont know about the money.... Thanks... Cindy right now i am in the state not in nigeria again.....do you still want the pup and also i will need the mtcn control number. |
This May be My BEST Email to Cindy Yet. Come on, read it. Pretty please? All curse words were really sent to Cindy. I just blocked them out for YT. ;) Hey Cares4Dogs...like how I added the Jackass comment? That was for you!! :thumbup: Cindy, listen to me!!! Let me clarify something you are not understanding. As you stated below, Temitope collects the money. No s**t, cuz he collected mine!!! And for the 857th time, I do NOT have the control number anymore. When I found out the cash was picked up I threw it out!!! Was that stupid of me, yes, but ask Temitope about my money. He should have it!!! Get it from him, and give me my pup! Oh, and now you're in the 'state' again? You're full of s**t!!! You got all those pups back to the 'state'? Well, now you must not want to sell them b/c you are out of the 'arsh' weather? So now I really won't get my pup! Are you trying to scam me? What do you think, I'm a jackass? People here in the Nigerian hospital told me something about 419. What the h**l is that? I couldn't really understand what they were talking about. And pay attention to this: I'm a doctor, and my husband is a police officer. We are RICH!! Do you know what rich means? We have MONEY!!! Saying that, we have our own private jet. Do you know what a jet is? It's a luxury plane that rich people have boys and girls. Give me your address wherever the h**l you are, and we will come to you. And I have to say, that I'm glad you are back in the 'state' because we are very prominent in the states! We even own private houses in most! Did I mention that we have money? We did not seek you out particularly because your pups were cheap, we felt bad that your pups were suffering in this hot a** weather in Nigeria. The director of the hospital also feels very badly about what is going on, and he is letting me leave this 'arsh' weather whenever I want. So, what I want is your address, so I can fly to you. I'll land my jet right on your front lawn if I have to. The money that I sent to you may not put a dent in my bank account, but it's the fact that I'm getting screwed over. And I'm NOT having that!!! Do you understand me? So, in your next email ALL I want is your d*mn address where you are now. No talk of anything else!!!! No control number, no pups, NOTHING. Send me your address, because as I said before, don't make me come look for you. Can you tell I'm not happy now and I'm pi**ed off? Nicole PS. I think I forgot to say, God Bless. We can't have that now can we? If we say God Bless, we will go to heaven even after giving peole the run-around and trying to take their money? Don't think so Ms. Cindy. PSS. If you don't understand 3/4 of this email, bust out with your language dictionary or go to an online translator. This is my best email yet, and I really want you to understand it. |
:thumbup: :thumbup: As someone who has been scammed before (although in person, not online), it is somewhat difficult for me to read all of this. But I feel a little vindicated when I do, even though it's nowhere near gaining me back my puppy or my $600. |
:bravo: :eyetearss :jump28ib: :rofl28ib: :clapsmile :coolsmile :sidesplt: :2oh59: :tongue036 :2party: omg...this should be a movie |
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LOL, wonder if she will reply, probably not. I love reading to find out what she makes up next!!! |
so whats going on???? anything???? can't wait. great idea about posting all of the correspondents |
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She wrote me and said she was back in West Africa cuz she forgot something....hahahaha I\'ll post what emails were exchanged today. Hello,i will like you to know to take very good care of my baby and the donkey.so i will like to know if you have kids?so that my baby can play with them.....then also i will like you to know that i have attached the paper works now so you can see them and send the payment to me and dont forget i will need your full contact details..... Then also i will like you to know that i have go back to West Africa again becasue i have forget somethings there so i am here with the pup and the donkey so tell me the next step... Thanks.. Cindy Nevermind--I think you bounce around too much and you have yet to show me one single thing I have asked for.....I will find someone else to do business with. Thanks Well i am very sorry for that kindly accept my apology,so i will like you to know that i have send you what you need and make sure you tell me the next step. Thanks. Cindy.. you have not send me ANYTHING i have requested...... She\'s soOOOOOoooo STUPID!!! Just not in the mood for the scammer today. |
oh and this one too Cindy, you attached a health and lifetime guarantee??? Whose life, mine, jackass or the puppy? I asked for pictures, proof of vet checks and vaccinations and you give me a guarantee??? If you have nothing from your vet, by what means is this "guarantee" based on?? Do you not understand English? I told you the jackass wasnt for me--ITS NOT A PET--will be to carry tourists up a mountain......A gentleman named Ussadam Schammer wants it and he will expect more information than you are willing to send so he wont wast his time with you. Euteffa |
Waaahhhh Aaah girls this has been so much fun. The ass is trying to now sell us an ass. Maybe we can ask for a tiger and a giraffe as well in this transaction. Oh brother. How stupid can this person be. |
Nicole, this is completely hysterical!! I should have known you would be the "Ringleader" here, lolol!! You GO girlfriend!!!:p Or should I say "DOCTOR" Girlfriend??:D |
My complements What a great authors! I think someone should at least get a magazine article out of these conversations with Cindy. I bet one of the yorkie magazines would publish it too! :clapsmile :clapsmile :clapsmile |
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oh no--Cindy wants Mr. Ussadam Schammer to send her an email so she can talk about this jackass for sale. She also said she lost the paperwork on the puppy again and has to find it.... What now? I think we need to draft someone who will go by the name of Ussadam Scammer..... Any volunteers??? |
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Volunteer Ladies I am ready to volunteer...lol. It\'s been good fun reading. Let me know if I can help in any way. |
This is too funny. I\'m almost wanting to start doing this myself, to pass the time..lol |
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If you become the new volunteer, ask Cindy how she intends to get the jackass to you, since they cannot be shipped. Make sure that you tell her that you absolutely do NOT trust private shippers as it must be shipped on a regular airline or you will pick it up lol.:D |
Did anyone write her as "Ussadam Schammer"? If not, my husband said he wants to do it...but dont want more than one "ussadam scammer" writing Cindy.... |
This was the last email I got from Cindy Hello,thanks for the mail.actually i will send everything to you just because i dont know where it is again.and also i will like you to fill that guarantee first and also can u tell Mr.Ussadam Schammer to email me so that i can tell him all about the jackass. Waiting to read from you soonest. Cindy. |
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i think i did call her a jackass and said I wont do business with her....now she wants me to send Ussadam Schammer her way....I\'ll get my husband to email her...he laughs and laughs about this thread. Maybe someone should write her and ask for a dirty rat :cat4: |
Okay, we just came up with this email and used another email address to send this to Cindy. It was so much fun to come up with this one... @ = a Didnt know if using the word was appropriate Dear Cindy, My dear friend Euteffa Green gave me your email address. She tells me that you have a jackass for sale. Can you please provide me more information on your @ss. Can you please tell me how much your @ss costs? How old is your @ss and is your ass healthy? I really dont need the expense of a diseased @ss. I would like a well groomed, well rounded @ss that can carry a 300 pound tourist up and down, and up and down the hillside all day long. But I promise I will give the @ss plenty of love and rest. Im looking for a high-quality @ss, but make sure he doesnt have a brown nose because my last @ss "Uranus" ran away and I just dont care to own another brown nose @ss. Until my poor Uranus comes back, I will just have to find another @ss. I would like to know how you can bring my @ss to me? How much does it cost to ship an @ss? What does your @ss eat? How has the @ss been housed? I\'d hate to have my @ss get too cold in the winter and too hot in the summer, but I would like to keep the @ss in the same environment that its used to. Is the @ss male or female? I have a lot of questions and would like to know everything before I purchase the @ss because I dont want to end up with a difficult to train @ss. Thank you ever so much for your time. I look forward to hearing about your @ss. Sincerely, Ussadam "Eeyore" Schammer |
That is so funny!!!! She probably has so many emails she can\'t keep up with them! Okay, I broke down and wrote Cindy. :D Cindy this is not funny. Why are you not writing me? Why the mute? Don\'t know what lie to tell me next? What do you think...I\'m a jackass? I\'m not as dumb as you are. |
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