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04-18-2006, 12:22 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 14K Club Member | A Dog Named Sex (CLEAN) When I went to City Hall to renew my dog's license, I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 yrs old." He winked at me and said, "You must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took my dog with me. I told the motel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room for Sex. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "You don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me up at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem." Well, one day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog got loose and ran away. Another contestant asked me why i was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He said, "Wonderful! If you sell tickets, you'll clean up!" "But you don't understand" I said, "I want to have Sex on TV" He said, "They already have that on cable. It's no big deal anymore." Well, my wife and I decided to seperate, so we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said to the judge, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The court is not a confessional, please stick to the facts." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too." Well, last night Sex ran away again, and I spent hours looking all over for him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.
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04-18-2006, 12:43 PM | #2 |
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| LOL! too funny!
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04-18-2006, 12:51 PM | #3 |
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04-18-2006, 12:51 PM | #4 |
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| Oh my gosh, I heard that YEARS ago, thanks, I laughed just as hard this time! Cute story.
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04-18-2006, 12:55 PM | #5 |
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| Brilliant
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04-18-2006, 12:58 PM | #6 |
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| LMAO! That is funny!
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04-18-2006, 12:58 PM | #7 |
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04-18-2006, 02:07 PM | #8 |
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| That's hilarious... I knew a guy who had a black lab named Sexy.... he had the same troubles as you. Let this be a lesson to those who are looking for names.
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04-18-2006, 02:16 PM | #9 |
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| is that true???
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04-18-2006, 02:54 PM | #10 |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHA That is so funny, I love it |
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04-18-2006, 03:16 PM | #12 |
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| lol !!! good one i loved it
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04-18-2006, 05:46 PM | #13 |
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| Hahahahahahaha!
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04-18-2006, 05:48 PM | #14 |
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| i loved it, very funny... Think I will pass it along if ok by you!!!
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04-18-2006, 07:55 PM | #15 |
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| That was hilarious!! I'll have to pass that one on. I have never seen that one before!! Thanks for sharing!!!
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