Confession's good for the soul

[Yorkieville200]

I confess to being the guilty of the sin; "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Forums Member's Yorkies".

Sheila

[bugaboosmom]

I have done nothing wrong!
Okay well, here's a doggie story.
Years ago I was grooming a woman's shih tzu and he had very long eyelashes and she said "Do Not trim his eyelashes!" So I'm going along grooming this dog, who's eyelashes were at least 2-3 in. And he turned and one got snipped! I didn't know what to do I was sooo scared. I attached the eyelash back with some glue and sent him home. 8 weeks pass and he comes back in the owner told me he must have rubbed his eyelash on something and it broke. So I trimmed the other to match and never told the owner.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by bugaboosmom

I have done nothing wrong!
Okay well, here's a doggie story.
Years ago I was grooming a woman's shih tzu and he had very long eyelashes and she said "Do Not trim his eyelashes!" So I'm going along grooming this dog, who's eyelashes were at least 2-3 in. And he turned and one got snipped! I didn't know what to do I was sooo scared. I attached the eyelash back with some glue and sent him home. 8 weeks pass and he comes back in the owner told me he must have rubbed his eyelash on something and it broke. So I trimmed the other to match and never told the owner.

Omg, you glued the dang eyelash BACK ON????? Now that's funny

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Not since I was 9. I own the pool now and as such....officially uninvite you over. Ok, you can come over....but you're either sitting on the deck or your butt's in a swim diaper

I will confess after a long night of drinking I have urinated in one of the following places.
1. the men's room
2. a sink
3. outside....which means I confess to peeing down my pant's leg onto my shoe

OH! We could so hang out.. I have done all three of those.
Remember,, after I pee in your pool... I would then be inside cleaning and getting everything in a very ANAL order.

[Princessyorkies]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Oh My, I would do the same thing, sit and think of something to tell him, cause you couldn't tell the Father the REAL stuff!
Oh and O worked at the Ohio BMV for 5 years,, EVERYONE lies about their weight, there were times when I'd ask " Is your height and weight the same?" and Oh yes.. I wanted to say " You didn't weigh 110 in grade school! ha , but I never did, I just rolled with it,,of course I lied on mine too. But the best part of that job,, I could take 10+ pictures, I always had thee best pictures on my license. Strangers would even comment " Oh,what a good picture." Oh Thanks! lol

Boy oh boy do you still work there because my drivers license pic is horrible. I look like Elvira........hahahahahaaaaaa I want another pic..

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by Princessyorkies

Boy oh boy do you still work there because my drivers license pic is horrible. I look like Elvira........hahahahahaaaaaa I want another pic..

No, I don't. I worked there for 5 years, but when I got my last license I wished I did, it is the WORST picture I have ever taken.

[BabyFidgette]

Originally Posted by bugaboosmom

I have done nothing wrong!
Okay well, here's a doggie story.
Years ago I was grooming a woman's shih tzu and he had very long eyelashes and she said "Do Not trim his eyelashes!" So I'm going along grooming this dog, who's eyelashes were at least 2-3 in. And he turned and one got snipped! I didn't know what to do I was sooo scared. I attached the eyelash back with some glue and sent him home. 8 weeks pass and he comes back in the owner told me he must have rubbed his eyelash on something and it broke. So I trimmed the other to match and never told the owner.

What a great story!!!

[ytsirk27]

WELL..i have something to confess and im probably going to get scolded but I went to petsmart today and bought an item for Cheyannes fish and It came up to 3.99. I gave the guy a $10 and he gave me back 16.01..... I didnt say a word!! I did give the animal shelter ppl there 5.00 though!!

[BabyFidgette]

Originally Posted by ytsirk27

WELL..i have something to confess and im probably going to get scolded but I went to petsmart today and bought an item for Cheyannes fish and It came up to 3.99. I gave the guy a $10 and he gave me back 16.01..... I didnt say a word!! I did give the animal shelter ppl there 5.00 though!!

I'm not gonna yell at you, just gonna tell you that he might get written up for that. O well. He'll learn next time.

[ytsirk27]

Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

I'm not gonna yell at you, just gonna tell you that he might get written up for that. O well. He'll learn next time.

Im sorry but thats not my problem...he should have been paying more attention...Instead of googling over a girl like he was.....

[hle_625]

Originally Posted by ytsirk27

Im sorry but thats not my problem...he should have been paying more attention...Instead of googling over a girl like he was.....

Dont you just love men, last night when I was at walmart this guy came up to me and started talking to me, then he asked how old I was and I said 20 he said wow so am I and I said ok, and he said what you dont believe me I will show you my drivers license and I was like no thank you I'm married!!!

[ytsirk27]

Originally Posted by hle_625

Dont you just love men, last night when I was at walmart this guy came up to me and started talking to me, then he asked how old I was and I said 20 he said wow so am I and I said ok, and he said what you dont believe me I will show you my drivers license and I was like no thank you I'm married!!!

haha.....what an idiot..... I dont make it a point to rip ppl off but after standing their for 5 minutes with him talking to this girl. NOT doing his job i felt justified in getting extra back. I did though, like I said give 5.00 to the animals there.

[Muffie's Mom]

These are all funny little stories. I've been sitting here laughing for so long reading all of them.

: :

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Remember,, after I pee in your pool... I would then be inside cleaning and getting everything in a very ANAL order.

Hmmmmmm, no pun intended

[Francie]

Originally Posted by StewiesMom

I have one.

When I made the sacrament of my first reconciliation (confession) in second grade, I went into the confessional and sat behind the screen and LIED to the priest about some sin I committed. I told him that I pushed my brother off of our bunk beds. We never even HAD bunk beds. LMAO! I dont think I have ever told anyone that

My penance? 10 hail mary's, 10 our fathers and 5 glory be's. I didnt do those either.

You only made up ONE ? Geez...we had to go to confession every week...I'd sit there with my sisters thinking up things to say to the priest...how evil could we have been at 8 years old? (Of course...there WERE weeks when we didn't have to think very hard....like the time we gathered all the live Cicadaes we could find (and there was a LOT of kids in our family) during that plague that hit the midwest and stuffed them down the door mailbox on a next door lady we hated...)

No penance? You were one brave kid...not me...I preferred bruised knees from those wooden kneelers....

Francie