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02-10-2006, 07:54 AM | #1 |
And now Missy's Mom, too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: FL
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| This is the way it SHOULD BE! A Letter To My Dogs & Cats Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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02-10-2006, 08:33 AM | #3 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: medicine hat,ab
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| Your quotes are oh so true. I have 3 dogs and when I was getting my third people thought I was crazy. I have two kids love them to pieces but I said I would have 4,5,6 dogs if our community laws allowed it and of course my husband. Lots of friends are not fond of them because they love companionship so want rubs when they come and yes they do shed so would rather if they stayed away from them, BUT, they are my kids if you do not like them DO NOT COME!!!My family comes with the whole package me,my husband,my kids, AND our dogs. |
02-10-2006, 08:58 AM | #4 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: USA
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| HAHAHAHAHA-- lately my kids have told me I favor my yorkie over them and that I am turning into ONE of those old ladies. |
02-10-2006, 09:04 AM | #5 |
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| Love it!!
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02-10-2006, 09:08 AM | #6 |
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| I love this and so very true..... |
02-10-2006, 09:23 AM | #7 |
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| Very funny |
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